Heartwarming Story in the news today.

Missing man Scott van Zyl, a big game hunter & hunting website owner, has been found professor Inside two crocodiles rolling on the floor laughing Van Zyl who was regularly pictured next to the defenceless animals he'd shot & killed won't be pictured in front of the crocs that ate him as there isn't much left rolling on the floor laughing

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wow at first I thought you were giving (fake news)grin on our Scotty who has disapeared z but no I spluttered on my beer againroll eyes

Well I suppose animals get us back as we eat them they eat us rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Red, no this is a genuine news story & has no connection whatsoever with our Scotty, I trust he hasn't been eaten by crocs & is just sunning himself somewhere exotic.
so do I hope he is somewhere hot.

How is Spain it has got cold again here just glad i did not plant my runner beans they would have froze their little socks off.grin cheers
Same as you it's a little cooler here than of late, that's relative of course, still in the low 20's c dancing
wow z that is hot for us laugh laugh
maybe they`ll make boots outta him...uh oh
OR a handbagrolling on the floor laughing
Dedo, laugh I personally think a handbag would be more suitable rolling on the floor laughing
Red, snap laugh
laugh snapper is a fish wave

Yep I am the bag lady as long as it is dyed red and is bigcheering cheering cheering
Red, I'm sure the big red bag suits you more than it would me uh oh grin
doh oh I dont know grin ever tried one scold noooo I do not think it would suit you not with blue specs that is rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
I've had to replace those specs, they were getting hard to see out of, but the new pair are blue as well, I find brown makes the sky look overcast professor
I had those ones that change and I hate them they go dark and I cannot see a thing. varivocals no good either as I cannot read properly with them, no good without iether roll eyes oooooo I am high maintenace.

We could try you with a blue bag z just to keep you happycheering cheering
I don't need glasses that change, they're just sun glasses so if it's not sunny I don't wear them rolling on the floor laughing
Oh wow youve still got your eyes then rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing sorry z it is Friday evening and I am unwinding with a beer i have only had half glass so far BUT the bottle is emptyrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Aaah a quiz question confused so the answer must be you have a big glass that takes the whole bottle in one go rolling on the floor laughing
wow your on the ball z anyway they---yes they are small bottles of real ale I enjoy muchlylaugh AND a bag of crisps laugh I have been eating spiralized veg cooked and uncooked all week I felt weak at the knees so I though i'd better cheer myself up.cheering
If what you're eating makes you go weak at the knees it's trying to tell you something professor


Eat something else rolling on the floor laughing
Red, I hear on good authority ( 2 crocs) that big game hunter is quite tasty, maybe served on a bed of rice with a light salad dunno rolling on the floor laughing
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing I don,t eat meat z just chicken and a little fish rest is VEG barf laugh
Good evening Z

I think a few more big game hunters should be fed to the crocs too . That might teach them cool
Red, you don't eat meat just chicken & fish confused that sounds as bad as the Spanish calling ham a vegetable doh laugh
Molly, I'm all for that, the tour operator selling tickets to see that would be busy laugh
And I checked, by the way - seems to be no truth in the rumour he was trying one on for size as a Lacoste sleeping bag, when the other Lacoste sleeping bag crept up from behind.
LO F L. Thanks, Zman. Hope it's really true, and that both crocks are now sunning themselves, eyes a beaming, with that knowing Mona Lisa smile going. Aa.
These particular crocs are past snacking on hunters, since their innards have been examined rolling on the floor laughing
Oi Map you've offered me accommodation before now wow

At the very least, even if you aren't calling me a crocodile, I'd be anxious to know who else you'd be entertaining at the time uh oh
Biff, I said Id put the crocs up in a hotel not my home, that would be stupid, my home is croc free.
Biff, I hate to disappoint you but Def Leppard are a rock band & don't do wrap laugh
Aa, not too hopeful for the crocs as how would they know what they'd eaten moping
It's alive! laugh

Map, there's a vid of you killing crocs with your Bare Hands. Don't kid a kidder scold
Z - and my other very brilliant idea?
Map, I like your thinking laugh seems crocs have way more uses than shoes & handbags.
Yeah yeah yeah, the OTHER idea, the tourist safari laugh
Biff, no I'm not going for that one, too much risk animals might get caught in the crossfire, now if these safaris were to take place in the hunters own gardens that would be different laugh
Good morning z I do not have thick head this morning BUT in my dreams i wrestled with a croc and i now nestle inside of him in warmth and fed daily but am getting thin as I do not eat red meat. doh for whatever I have an allergy to get meat since 40year ago but can eat chicken just a little but plenty of fish. I just wish this dam croc would stop eating red meat rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing wave
Red, are humans red meat dunno whenever you hear about someone eating something exotic they always say " tastes like chicken " rolling on the floor laughing
Easy to hypnotize these critters, place a chock in the mouth to hold it wide open, shove a large diameter gastric tube down to the final resting place of fatso Buffalo Bill, whose kid did you kill, apply suction, get enough for presumptive gross tissue ID, and a lab DNA sample. Softly reverse proceedures. Then place a heroes ribbon around it's neck before gentle release. I do it all the time up here near Canada, where the place is lousy with these caring critters, who appreciate the tropical climate. Aa.
Aa, we stand agog at your croc hypnotising skills wow laugh I just hope one doesn't pretend to be under your spell, CS can't afford to lose any more bloggers professor
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