where did I park my DeLorean

It appears that Im caught at the wrong place at the wrong time...

I`ve been talking to various Women on another site .
One has a profile that states, she is 38,single, no children -After talking to her -She is 50 ,has two grownup sons .
One states in her profile ,she is 42 ,single ,no children -after a conversation-She is married ,has three kids and would like some sex talk .
Encountered numerous women who are after a sugar daddy ,cyber nasties and one night stand .
Encountered numerous Women who have no clue what they`re looking for .
Encountered Women who are just lonely and just wanna talk to somebody cause their pets aren't much of a participant in a conversation
Getting messages from Women who think Serbia is a developed country and they wanna marry me to get Serbian citizenship doh
Getting messages from Men who want to take me out for a drink .

I`ve been talking with a Woman,my age, she is a musician searching for a change in her life. After an hour of chatting she asked me,Bobby what the f*ck are you doing here -I said, well ain`t it obvious -she said ,no,no, you are a normal, decent guy ,...

So where the f*ck is my DeLorean, I wanna return to the 19th century ...

( If this blog doesn`t make women line up in front of my gate, I`ll move to plan B )

devil
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Bob smitten

I just want your body devil
Uncanny, you don't think of DeLoreans for years, start talking about them and next thing you know there's a blog on the subject!

That other site seems to attract some very dishonest types scold
Do like your new profile pic very much and that song, that's on the list for my funeral (which will be a tearful event, or I will die trying)

However since Molly has staked first claim, backing away quietly laugh
It's OK, Biff

I'm a lady

I'll step out of your way bouquet


grin
Ded

LOL...need Michael J.Fox and friends for a lift...the other site seems shady...lol...better to stick here... laugh ...could be worse...grin


wine
rolling on the floor laughing Had a good laugh at all this...

Encountered numerous Women who have no clue what they`re looking for .

Could she possibly want something in a fur coat?laugh cheers
Molly your tablet is playing up again

you won't believe what I thought you just said grin
...but
I also got the chance to chat with some genuine great women
One young Lady from Bulgaria ,a psychiatrist ,cute as a button ,honest sincere and its so easy to talk to her,like we know each other for a long time
A woman from my county ,close to my age ,widow ,works too much if you ask me ,genuine,kind ,looks awesome and a splendid conversationalist .
A woman my age from Romania ,widow ,kind ,funny, well read ,lawyer

And many more ...

so my point here is ,don`t give up folks ,there are some real genuine ,honest people out there ...wine
Well done you boban wishing you luck with pyctrist she will understand you and your new pick is great you are too young and too far away moping moping laugh laugh
Ded

Sometimes I don't even feel as if I'm looking and sometimes I can't remember that I should be looking.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Typo! Oops that SOP was meant to be Soap.conversing
Dedo
I took your DeLorean for a joy-ride,
Unfortunately I hadn't noticed your wife in the passenger seat, so there wasn't much joy blah blah blah

That's one million years of time travel i'll never get back blues

PS I note from your blog you didnt even notice she was gone. Was the silence not a major clue..

laugh laugh cheers
Easy to understand that so many women don't have a clue. Unlike me, who knows exacttly what I want. Just don't ask me for any of the details. Or the history. Or the future. or....... Aa.
dude, where did I park my car?
You need to go to :



and check if part:
121G
is available
it might help...
let me know how you got on laugh
You car's flux capacitor is shorting. I saw it going by back in 1952 and there was no driver.
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