Caught on my CCTV
I have had a few anomalies and weird things happening in my house and gardens recently.A few were:
Huge piles of dirty laundry discovered each day.
The sink full of unwashed dishes and pans
Strange smell coming from my attic, I don’t have an attic that I know of.
Small disposable nappies all over the garden, and so much more.
Setting up a CCTV system I reviewed the footage taken the next day, the results shocked me.
The dirty laundry and dishes were put there by me! I must be sleep trashing the house.
The cats were turning on the heating, they also seemed to be running a whore house, a stream of Toms came through the window, and the females were all dressed in hotpants and boob tubes.
The Chicken was acting as the boss; she was wearing nappies so that her shite all over the floor didn’t give the game away.
I also saw a huge amount of what must be slave cats, the under stair cupboard had been turned into a chop shop, stolen wheelbarrows were being cut up for scrap.
Am I the only person to have discovered the secret world of cats and a chicken that thinks it’s a pimp?
