Women these days...
The other night I was in bed with my girlfriend. We talked for a while, then it was getting late so we decided to go to sleep. But then she said something unusual- Goodnight sugar plum... Well, I was surprised to say the least because a sugar plum is a squishy piece of fruit that some people dont like. In fact, some insects lay their eggs on them, and the larvae then bore their way into the flesh. And probably pupate as well.In short, she was calling me a shitty piece of fruit nobody wants thats full of maggots and diseases. Well I thought thats just lovely isn't it, after I bought you all that KFC and said nice things about her cottage cheese thighs. I didnt want to cause a fuss or get into an argument, but at the same time if I said nothing she'd keep saying it every night. So I said- look, why dont you go and pleasure a truck driver you filthy skank.
Anyway, I dont know why she went to bed at all actually. I thought we were going to sleep, but apparently women prefer crying and throwing things to sleeping these days. Go figure.
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I got all upset when this lovely French dude called me a little cabbage. Did I go red when I learned it is an endearment? I'd killed him over a misunderstanding! Eish. Language is a confusing thing.