Are YOU A Neanderthal?

professor
Ten Simple Things You Can Look For To Determine If You're Neanderthal...
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Me?
I'm not sayin'. hmmm
Y'all can watch the vid. And arrive at your own conclusions.

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Right you are Aa! I could name you names.

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You mean a few appear here regularly to enlighten us on profound levels? I'm shocked, shocked, I say. But better not to mention names. Number 12 would concern the wrath of jilted females. Aa.
Well, no one is a Neanderthal frankly. They're extinct.
I once saw a bottle of purportedly super hot pepper sauce.
The simple name of the stuff...

'Scorned Woman'

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Think about it, y'all.
You'll figure it out.....


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rolling on the floor laughing

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the man-cave is open
Not extinct, Num...assimilated into larger populations.

Large numbers of people carry genetic markers, as well as exhibit various traits which indicates they're part Neanderthal.

Again, I've known some folks who would appear to have a lot(!) of Neanderthal in em!

Mind you, Neanderthal isn't a bad thing.
They must've been quite robust (and smart) folks to survive an Ice Age.

In the vid...'Their brains were bigger, ours are smarter.'

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That's a load of Sapien supremacist bunk! snooty
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They must've had some women in those caves...if they passed their traits along, free.
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Well you can always join the Knuckle Dragging Neanderthal Club...but for card carrying members only...you might bump into Trump...lol...laugh roll eyes


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Right you are, Lou! cheers

'Orange Julius' does for a fact exhibit some traits that would indicate he's a bit Neanderthal.

Other U.S. Prez's who exhibited some such traits...Washington, Jefferson, Lincoln...
At LEAST 3/4 of those depicted on Mt. Rushmore! Not sure about Teddy Roosevelt. dunno

hmmm

Maybe we should make it a prerequisite for seeking the office!
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Abe is especially interesting.
Some claim that he shows signs of being Melungeon; certainly he came from the part of the country that's home to them.
If so, Obama was NOT our first Prez with African ancestry. That distinction would go to Lincoln.
Note that 'Neanderthal' & 'Melungeon' aren't necessarily mutually exclusive.
Abe might've been able to claim both.

Melungeons...
Now there's an interesting group!
Besides Abe, other folks who exhibit traits that might suggest Melungeon ancestry...
Elvis
Cher
Jane Russell
Ava Gardner
Tom Hanks

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Here's one for you, Lou!

YouTube Little Rascals Nominate Donald Trump

cheers

However, for the record...
Trump's was the first successful U.S. Prez campaign managed by a woman.
Go figure. dunno
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professor

What color is a polar bear's fur.
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Hint - The obvious answer isn't the correct answer.
scold

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NO women? confused

hmmm

That's not such a good idea. scold
The fast track to extinction. sad flower

Perhaps we...uh oh...er, I mean they...should consider admitting only women who display superior Neanderthal traits.
Purify the Neanderthal bloodline prior to our...uh oh...er, I mean their...takeover of the world.

MAKE NEANDERTHALS GREAT AGAIN!! cheering

Ya gotta admit, those ol' boys had a pretty good thing going!
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Hunting. Gathering. Killing things & partying with lightly cooked meat.
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And beer. Beer would really make it like the perfect setup.
drinking...buddies

And Neanderthal-ettes. hug..kiss

Note to self...
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Must look into method of hunting/gathering beer.
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professor

Learn to speak Neanderthal! conversing

Vegetarian - The Neanderthal word meaning 'lousy hunter'.

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"Orange Julius" laugh laugh
I prefer Peanut.

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