Yellow Light

*The light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing
> and stopped at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red
> light by accelerating through the intersection.*
>
> *The tailgating woman behind him was furious and honked her horn,
> screaming in frustration, as she missed her chance to get through the
> intersection.*
>
> *As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked
> up into the face of a very serious police officer. *
>
> *The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her
> to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted,
> photographed and placed in a holding cell.*
>
> *After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the
> door. *
>
> *She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer
> was waiting with her personal effects.*
>
> *He said, "I'm very sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind
> your car while you were blowing your horn, giving the guy in front of
> you the finger and cursing at him.*
>
> *I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Choose Life'
> licence plate holder, the 'Follow Me to Sunday-School' bumper sticker,
> and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk,

so naturally I assumed you had stolen the car."*

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Thats why a tree is known by the fruit it bears and not the label it wearslaugh
Luke,

How true!thumbs up
Holy Moly!
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gonna steal this one,in contravention of the Ten Commandments!laugh cheers
A bad day Jim.

She was probably having a bit of exceptionally time concerned appointment.
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