Me so proud today

... and not only cause I have a huge shlong

Today afternoon I went out to feed the dogs and sweep the yard from dog poop .As I was filling the dog bowls my smaller dog which looks like a hotdog started to chaise something under the bench in the yard .Soon there was a squeaking sound and my dog came out having something furry in his mouth
I was like what the hell ???
He caught a rat ,broke his spine and brought it to me ...I was kinda surprised to see a Rat, didn`t expect that we have rats in the hood .So I said to my dog, good boy now let it down ..which he did ,me again,surprised ...
Usually he never lets me play with whatever he catches or kills

So, rat burgers ,rat goulash ,rat shishkebab ???uh oh
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Dedo

I've never seen a dog catching a rat, it's regular seeing a cat catching a rat.. Good dog you have.
Profi
Terriers are incredible when it comes to rats, foxes ,badgers ...but my dog is a pet, not trained for such stuff ...was a surprise for me
laugh
the jack russels are good for the rats are better than a cat
Hello Dedovichandshake Sounds like you have a real little protector there. I have a toy poodle, he keeps other dogs and cats out of the yard,(no matter the size), and he lets me know , at any hr if someone is passing our yard.
Dogs are a lot smarter, and braver than we give them credit for.
Well I've got a fair-sized slug, and so in my opinion you should do up a rat stir fry.
mmmm dedo what is a shlong confused confused confused can you cook it grin
maria.my dog is camera shy ...wink bouquet
johnjjm
I had a german jagdterrier - that was one dangerous M.F.
1to1to1
lol, yeah, couldnt imagine my life without having a dog running around
molly -
there- tyhere Dedovix is here comfort bouquet
pat8

sounds interesting laugh cheers
Red

I wouldn't recommend cooking it
should be served as desert tho laugh

bouquet
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing wined and dined and shlong cheering cheering cheering in my neck of the woods slong means byelaugh laugh
red
lol

Its a word of german origin,Snake -Schlange ... laugh
Dedo, are you saying your shlong is my shlong?? handshake

grin
molly

mi casa es tu casa ...laugh
pat8rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
yup, we lost the plot
Pat, that is the nicest ode to a shlong I have ever read


I felt tears coming to my eyes with emotion crying
Well, it looks like Sonya has started drinking again, and now Toady has taken the kid. So I guess she cant be mayor of Erinsborough any more, so who knows maybe doctor Karl will finally get his chance. But I hope not because he's a knob.
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