Let's Lighten The Mood On the Blogs
A friend asked me to do this. So here goes!Here are comical quotes from Rodney Dangerfield:
My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.
My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.
When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.
I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me.
I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.
I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.
It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.
I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.
My mother had morning sickness after I was born.
I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.
Comments (4)
Keep them coming Jim.
We can laugh, but these atrocities around us can't be ignored.
I am glad you liked them! A friend of mine, on the blogs, ask me to do this to ease some tension and try and get people's minds off what is going on in the world!