The Genie
An elderly woman was rocking on her front porch when her dog, Rover, appeared with a lamp in his mouth. The woman took the lamp from the dog and_poof_a genie appeared. The genie said, "Your three wishes will be my commands".The lady thought for a moment and said, "I'd like to be rich". The genie clapped her hands, turned her rocking chair into solid gold and said, "Your next wish?"
"I would like to be young and beautiful again." The genie clapped her hands and her wish was granted. She once again was young and beautiful. "And your final wish?"
At that, the dog let out a whimper as though he wanted to be part of this wonderful event. "Well, I haven't enjoyed the company of a good looking beau in quite a while. Could you possibly make my Rover my handsome beau?
The genie clapped her hands and then disappeared; Rover had become a gorgeous hunk. His resemblance to Brad Pitt made the woman shiver with excitement. She gave him her best "come hither look so he nuzzled up to the rejuvenated young maiden and whispered in her ear, "Now aren't you sorry you had me neutered?"
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off on errands-hope you'll post your singing debut soon.