Gentlejim
Gentlejim
unknown, Wisconsin, USA
Jun 2017
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A Little Humor

A little humor. laugh




Why did the chimp sell his banana store? He was tired of all the monkey business.

What kind of horse makes you wake up scared? A nightmare.

What is the tallest building in town? The library. It has the most stories.

Since a lawyer joined our nudist colony, he hasn't had a suit.

You have the right to remain silent; Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

A lawyer is someone who writes an eighty-page document and calls it a brief!

What happens to a lawyer who jumps out of a plane at 35,000 feet without a parachute? Who cares?

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ramailogarula
ramailogarula●Kathmandu, Central Nepal Nepal
Jun 13, 2017●6 Blogs●4 Comments
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Lovely
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Gentlejim
GentlejimOP●unknown, Wisconsin USA
Jun 13, 2017●705 Blogs●4,176 Comments
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Thanks Ram.
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GentlejimOP●unknown, Wisconsin USA
Jun 13, 2017●705 Blogs●4,176 Comments
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Thanks Bill! Glad you liked it!thumbs up
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miclee
miclee●Perla, North of the Straits of, Florida USA
Jun 13, 2017●343 Blogs●10,584 Comments
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It's proposed that research rats should be replaced with lawyers.
The researchers tend to become sympathetic toward the rats.

Q) What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the Mississippi River?
A) A good start.

Q) What do you get if you cross a lawyer with a vampire?
A) Another vampire.

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lindsyjonesonline today!
lindsyjones●unknown, California USA
Jun 13, 2017●383 Blogs●11,670 Comments
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Jim thanks for the laugh.rolling on the floor laughing
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Gentlejim
GentlejimOP●unknown, Wisconsin USA
Jun 13, 2017●705 Blogs●4,176 Comments
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Glad you liked it Phyllis!hug
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GentlejimOP●unknown, Wisconsin USA
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Thanks Mic.
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zmountainmanonline today!
zmountainman●Motril, Andalusia Spain
Jun 13, 2017●107 Blogs●7,852 Comments
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Aaaah lawyer jokes, my favourites after politicians laugh
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Gentlejim
GentlejimOP●unknown, Wisconsin USA
Jun 13, 2017●705 Blogs●4,176 Comments
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Zman,

Politicians are jokes period! laugh
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