Any man on this site could be getting as much as he can handle
And yes I’ll tell you how. I’m warning you right now it isn’t a two-minute click of the fingers, and you won’t end up with a drop-dead gorgeous Miss Universe unless you’re unexpectedly lucky, but you will get your bones bounced as often as you can handle.This is a 10 step qualification to getting your wicked way, but if you’re only prepared to settle for Miss Universe, or you don’t really want to bounce anyone’s bones, no need to waste your precious time reading any further
The Honest Lecher qualification course is presented in ten lessons. Oh, and ladies, I am not teaching men to deceive you. I am teaching them to be honest and get what they want, and maybe it could be what you want too. If not, at least you will recognise an Honest Lecher when he is creeping up on you.
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I wonder how many men are going to read all this?
Maybe we should enclose it with the first contact in order to save time for any further contact?
What about tips for women? Is there going to be a second part?
Has anyone else noticed that the more I get into my teaching job, the more bossy I'm getting with my advice in real life?
Sometimes, they could find they grabbed a tiger by the tail and the best thing they can do is hang on for grim life - but if they are honest and keep the tiger on track, breathlessly shouting directions rather than shutting up and letting everything go out of control, it still going to work out okay
I'm not allowed to advertize in a blog, for obvious reasons, the blogs would become hideous if we were all selling stuff. I have written the book for women though. And yeah, getting it into the Change Your Life section of all bookshops, oh yes please
If just one woman gets a more interesting approach in her mailbox as a result of this blog, job DONE.
You know by now I'm a nutcase
Thanks for small mercies like you don't have my address to bill me for all this '10 step qualification' advice/lessons
Good one.
Or should I say, great write
I think the clued in men already know most of these lessons. And clued in women choose clued in men.
So it boils down to whether the men who aren't already clued in will do some homework and learn from it.
Thus making more men, and subsequently more women, stoking blazing fires together
Well, we know what has a chance of working, as opposed to no chance whatsoever
fat chance and no chance
Here's to all those bonfires being lit
(Using safety matches of course
I'd tell you what I found but I am exhausted, my feet hurt, I think I have a blister, and I need coffee.
Oh, and I need to go collect firewood, too.
San Juan is a great night in Spain as you will come to discover.
The good weather does help there though
Thank you, poppet. Much appreciated.
The only thing that makes up for being stuck in Scotland is I think you are just as stuck across that Irish sea. Deserted beaches at midnight, sure, no shortage. Friends up to sharing a San Juan celebration?
Which is why I say yay to holidays
Don't remind me. Nearly out of cigarettes and no way of buying more at European prices
No chance that will happen in the next 3 weeks, which is when I run out
Been meaning to add to the roll-call of the missing - Twazzle was on your blog comments, I like him, hope his absence is due to general bliss with life