Conversations

Him: where you goin’, babe?
Her: I want to clear my head, I’m going for a walk, won’t be long
Him: a walk? It’s after midnight! Why on earth do you want a walk?
Her: I’ve been at my desk for hours, I just want to stretch my legs, get some fresh air
Him: you could stretch your legs walking to the kitchen and making us coffee
Her: when I get back, ok?
Him: you can’t walk alone at this time of night
Her: it's going to pour with rain all day tomorrow, apparently. I won't be long.
Him: better go then. Don't want to keep him waiting.
Her : who?
Him: whoever you're going to meet
Her: it's a WALK. A quick one.
Him: right. Because you go for walks every night at midnight.
Her: Sheesh. I. just. want. to. get. some. air. and. stretch. my. legs.
Him: admit it, if I suddenly jumped up and said I was going out, you'd assume it was to meet a woman.
Her: yes, because you are a complete couch potato who never does anything
Him: oh so now you're picking a fight
Her: I'M picking a fight?
Him: you never miss the chance to take a dig
Her: this is pointless. I'll be back in 10 minutes. Even you couldn't achieve much in 10 minutes and you're the grand master of the quickie.
Him: BITCHYYYYYYYYYYY
Her: well, you started it, saying I'm meeting someone. Tell you what, let's pretend I'm meeting a drug dealer instead, okay? Get my stash, pay, come home. Happy?
Him: I just don't see why you have to walk
Her : you used to be so spontaneous, and you loved it when I was. This relationship is going so downhill.
Him okay, I’ll come with you. Where are my trousers? And my shoes?
Her: really, you don’t need to come.
Him: yeah, yeah. Just we don’t go far, okay? Women!




but when you live on your own





Me: fancy a quick walk?
Dog: yes
Cat: you two go without me



I think I worked out why I default to single