Last chance .....
I had a dream last night at first I thought it was a religious awakening. ...I felt a huge weight pressing down on me
I couldn't draw breath ....
I felt the weight of every sinner and every sin
I was powerless to move no matter how hard I struggled...
Some may say an act of god
And perhaps they are right...
For myself if saying it was the good acid
The cheap booze
And the 350Ib hooker that had passed out on top of me...
My second chance was the fact the bed couldn't support the weight of both of us , and that I managed to roll out from under her. ...
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To bask in the glory of the blogs and the banter of the bloggers free
As apposed to my love doll which is blow then pump
Best $5 I ever spent...
Unlike a real woman it's always "going down on me"