lol
Q: Why was Raggedy Anne kicked out of the toy box?A: She was caught sitting on Pinocchio's face saying "lie to me."
Q: What do you get when you cross Raggedy Anne with the Pillsbury Doughboy?
A: A red headed b*tch with a yeast infection.
Q: What do you have when you hold two little green balls in your hand?
A: Kermit the frog's undivided attention!
Q: How do you know when a blonde is having a bad day?
A: She has a tampon behind her ear and can't find her pencil.
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Too funny!