Red dress, blue dress.

Getting ready for a posh dinner party: Your wife comes down the stairs wearing a red dress and asks if you like it - you agree in the affirmative. Then why does she say "what's wrong with the blue dress?". To which you reply "I love you in your blue dress. To which she retorts "but you just said you like me in the red dress". So you reply "I do, and I also like you in the blue dress, you look great in either". She replies "you are just saying that". You say "no, darling, look, put on the blue dress if it makes you happier. She then storms off to put on the blue dress. She returns to ask if you think this is better. And you say "yes" and she screams "I knew it, you did not like the red dress all along and I loved it...you bastard!"
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end it by saying "you can't go wrong with the black dress"
I'd end it by saying-fark baby you look hot in whatever.
ummm.. typical! That´s women for you! You need to be a shrink to understand them. roll eyes

Follow Pat´s advice, he seems to be an expert in women. wink

Or, you could say "it doesn´t matter what colour as I will take it off anyway!"laugh
Women are way more complicating than Men.....but they can't live without us....grin
i hope she doesn't ask you which shoes look best after settling on the dress.
Somehow I have always managed to dress myself without anybody's help...or an argument laugh
Tell her that she looks good in both and to wear both.Simple not complicated.
DISCUSS=== sounds like an orderroll eyes doh but i supose with women that say and do that you have to orderrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

I do not wear dressesgrin
Hi Kal. ..it's a good answer isn't it?
Lucky you! wink
daniela777 I tried that but it was not my wife
Oh dear. I thought I could be contrary ...

roll eyes
You sure like drama in your life ! ! ! boxing . . . . . Stick to sailing, it adds just enough adventure to make your day . . . . . cheers
Which ever is easier to take off.
What ever happened to the smile and nod approach, with no comment, that way you ll never be accused of saying something stupid,rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
And what a married fellow like you doing on a dating site,confused , I ll just sit back, and smile and nodrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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