Yachts and women
My yacht is definitely a female. She needs loads of money, time and attention to keep her happy. She won't go where I want her to go and her ladyship only follows the course that keeps her happy.She sulks in the doldrums - yet, when the wind is right, and I am nice to her, she tucks her skirt into her knickers and she flies like a teenager.
She surfs the crests, chuckling through each foaming turquoise wave like a song.
Then we are both happy together.
I will never change her.
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I am happy you have control and you and her are happy.
MMMM when i was learning the German language i came across a lot of hims and hers just in ordianry things, so yes i can believe your boat is a she.
god knows what i am a blow up dingy only needing patching now and again and i go under my own steam
Yep i talk to it when out rowing, but me i will talk to anyone, ducks, cormorants, birds trees and even chris,es
But not to worry, I am gender tolerant
this is my floater
I call him jim because he sure is hard work
I tried a dating site once and did the same
I helped him with his eye makeup and may have been a bit overzealous
the rush of life along her keel
My car is male. I know they shouldn't be, and he looks more like a pug than a car but - male
Only they spend more time cleaning and polishing them that they do with their wife
I believe the Japanese also refer to boats in the masculine terms.
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