I dont mean to boast...

The other day I made barbecued pork with potatoes and onions, and it was very nice. Then to my surprise the following day, I broke wind and it was totally rank. Usually its not too bad, but on that occasion it was quite unbelievable really. Its just s shame that nobody else was there to confirm what I suspected. But fortunately there's heaps left so I'm thinking if I check the bus timetable and time things right, I can hook in and make the bus ride more interesting for the other passengers.teddybear
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There must surely be some kind of instrument invented to measure the rankedness of bodily expulsions.

Without that kind of empirical evidence, even your bus-passenger 'volunteer' survey would not make it into the local medical journal.
I'm thinking, if there's a blind person on the bus with a guide dog, I can gently tug on the dogs paw and explain loudly- fark me, it works with dogs too!!!

That way, I won't get the blame.
Such a cowardly way out...blaming the poor dog roll eyes
Guide dogs are trained for that kind of thing, that's why they're allowed on busses.
It's not really about food, so I opted for LIFESTYLE.

But yeah, mackerel might work alright too I guess under the right circumstances.
Non, do you feel discriminated against? conversing
dear oh dear oh dear... with such vivid word descriptions, Pat, my bbq's will never be the same again... rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Non, therein lies your error

Never, ever, confuse your herrings with your mackerel scold
Pat, No one is going to flatter your flatulence if you are taking public transport expecting that.doh laugh

I am going to be sick next Saturday. Guys who my daughters are dating are organizing a barbeque to get to know each other or bonding time or something at my place. I don't feel it is a good idea to eat anything that guys cook after reading this.blues crying
Usha, just don't stand either directly behind anybody, or downwind from anybody

You'll be fine grin
Or get ahead of the game, have roast pork for dinner the night before.
Molly, I don't eat eggs, beans, and so many other stuff because I don't like the condition. I don't see anything wrong with pork and potatoes. May be he didn't cook it well. Or didn't use enough garlic in the marinade.

I will try not to go to church on Sunday to be on the safe side.laugh
Parsnips...wow rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
I've been laughing and giggling so much reading your blog and comments that I nearly peed my pants.

My dog woke up and came to check up on me.
to be honest...I think Pat ,is a very careing man....who , after enjoying a fine meal.....then goes out to mingle with people he has never met......by breaking wind.....giving them the benefit of a good sniff......he said, it smelt rank....where others would disagree...as in , after shave lotions....each to his own,..if for argument sake..I stood next to him in the elevator....ground floor,,,Empire.State building.and he would then , let one rip.....I would hope he would go all the way to the top. while I, closed my eyes and smell that delicate smell that has beem given freely......sooo bravo ,Pat.....people like yourself...makes life worth liiving....jmo.......
There are things we know, things we don't know, and things we know we don't know... Barbecued pork with potato and onion lies somewhere in amongst all that.
You forgot 'things we don't want to know'
Things ....tmi the goodness this is not a scratch 'n sniff bloglet. rolling on the floor laughing
..Molly......the thing you don't know.....is......It can stain the pants.......professor rolling on the floor laughing
biff......stand behind me.....i.ll give you freckles to go with you ginger hair.......professor rolling on the floor laughing
You'd treat your grandmother like that? snooty
biff.......YES..if it pleased her.......grin
So today I made pizza... Anyway, its back on, big time.
The death toll could rise!
The death toll could rise!
I'm thinking, these must be those so-called "comfort foods"...
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