I Think I'm Past My Sell-By-Date

well, impress me

oh yay, you are hot...way too hot for me Mr

i heard they have extended dates on 50% offers

oops centerpoint showroom i meant!

on a serious note, be patient....there is always a prince charming on its way.....

never had an intention to drag you to my profile

anyways thanks for visiting!

robby

you nailed it

We'll see who's taking the bait...

Yeah even shrek's wife turned out to be a troll

OLD,

troll ? what who me? NO!!!

Someone said I'm a troll, I proved him wrong ...in a passionate way

IMBACK,
May I remind you that you visisted my profile first, I was merely returning the favor

and looks like you're not past your sell-by-date yet, far from it

Oh hell, how do I break this gently?

Hon - yes. You are past your sell-by date. I'm so sorry.

The single best authority for that is a blogger called Crazyheart, who you have a surprising amount in common with, I'd set up a friendly glass-of-wine-meet between you but her profile isn't available? Never mind.

Hang in there, there's always the chance you can pick up some ancient old dodger who doesn't mind that you're so ancient and past it yourself, he just wants someone to rub his gnarled old feet and tell him stories during the long lonely nights. That's what we old crones, the ones over 40, dream of, you know. Our only hope.

Legs,

I've heard Crazyheart is long gone, she took off with someone, she ain't coming back here.

Dating too young a man . you'll end up doing his shopping -for him-to get rid of him.
Bring him a disposable type.no exp.

Ash,

leave the men alone, it's their happy hour

Ash,

No, I aint baby sitting any young or old man...someone around my age will be perfect, no disrespect to the men around here

Robby,

The only place you'll find hair will be on top of my head, I assure you that

It's usually Americans and Africans like God-fearing. ..target them

Molly,

I agree. The guys I've dated were Americans and Australians, they are Atheist who fear God so I'm hiding from them

good kissers though...

Oh well, somehow I feel you will be taking her place so completely we'll never notice the difference

And of course I wish her well xx

Molly you'd be surprised ....and wedding rings won' t ward off the ...either.

Cgot,

You're a hottie too ...my kinda of date really but you're Protestant...

Legs,

Thanks but don't be too sure in that, she's around the corner and don't like to hide at all...it's just that there are 3 of them here and one of them has a profile name with a CH in it

You should have specified which God you wanted feared

Ash,

wedding rings? are you getting ,married?

Molly,

There's only one God, I believe and fear God but in my own way, I just don't like to belong to one special religious group

So, whats going on on here... Im too lazy to read from the top

Shave???
We don`t have razors in Serbia

OK, Robby,..stay as you are- standing....and show me what you've got...don't want to cause you misery there so let's get it done and over with...