Returned From Exile

A while back I was sent into exile for various crimes, mainly failing to attend a bipartisan think tank on global cooling as well as overuse of the word "engrave".

I have coped well, I completed a home study course in Cow Fighting and I am now a qualified Amador, I also got a small baptism pool and have had fun changing my name and other interesting "in pool" fun.

I also have a newfound respect for Himalayan pink salt and cunn1lingus, so not a bad exile.

Did I miss anything here in the hallowed halls of CS?
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the problem is. those who think are clean. those who can't take it. those who think their political or religious views are the right ones. those who think this site belong to them.
Duro, Nothing much has changed here then! Still there is always hope.
Or at the very least verboten

Good to see your handsome face! Have fun!
Hello Mapmaker,handshake Good to see you back on CS.yay Did miss your witty comments. As for Cs, been a bit quiet around here, toned down abit. I , myself figure people are out and a bout enjoying the summer, and leaving sites like CS alone. But theres still some religion, and politics somewhere around here,doh
But things should be picking up some when summer winds downs, , Catch you later,cheers
Hi Map,

Good to see you back!handshake

Yeah we have a few new faces! The blogs nowadays seem to be dominated by the women bloggers discussing feminism and such! yawn !sleep
Hiya Map applause applause applause


Was about to snoop around and ask your whereabouts! wink


Good to see you on the blogs again hug
Hi Jim, Women the right to talk about it, But I did see far too many same subject blogs, its a public forum after all.


Hi Mimi, Happy to see you and Art are still happy and full of love, spread some round these blogs, seems some people are in desperate need.
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Map, I am going to be in Spain permanently from September 27th.....weyhay.

Meanwhile I am here in the land of the walking milk bottle freezin my natz jatz crackers off and pretending that it actually is August?

I was down in Nerja a few weeks back....anywhere near you? cheers
Welcome back, Mapster !!!cheering


May I ask what qualifications you needed to become an Amador?

Does it include poking cows with your weapon? writing
Eugh uh oh


I think I could only manage a picador at the moment grin
poking cows is not right its banned here as well .
Molly, Its not what you think it is, we are gentle to cows.
Jim, its not all about poking cows, I could have done the Bull fighting course but thats just wrong unless one has a large deep freeze.cheers
Hi Map, good to see you.

Hopefully a trolley blog soon? cheers handshake
Hi Luke, I fell out of love with trolleys, but there are some new gorgeous plastic ones in town, who knows!
Crazy, Im sure you know what both are, one enhances flavour, the others flavour enhances...or somethingblushing
I've heard of cow tipping, but cow poking? Unless you are referring to a CS member who considers women, cows. He's been doing a lot of poking lately...and not in a good waylaugh
I have some Himalayan pink salt but never have the latterdoh
Crazy, unless bi curious or something you should not have had the otherhug
I really do have Himalayan pink salt...not as salty as I like my salt to be though....

and I'm straight 100%laugh
How salty do you like it, Crazy ? writing
*SNORT. rolling on the floor laughing

Molly, is there a chart you can show regarding advantages/disadvantages of too much or too little salt?
watch them Cows,nowadays they have Guns!
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Can't blame you for going into exile when there are prats on here who do a reverse image search on your profile picture but are too dim to interpret the results, then post a comment accusing you of having multiple profiles very mad
Yeah that was pretty funny... Log out then back in to argue under a different name... with the same profile picture.
Welcome back Map! applause

Good to know you had something better to do, just look at some of the posts to know what happens if you spend too much time on here. laugh

You didn't miss much, hope you're enjoying the summer. wave
Hi KN, Summer here is hot but livable.hug
I need a holiday, preferably with some sun. sigh

We have the usual great "summer" here - there is occasional sunshine, but I always drag a rainjacket around with me as well.

Enjoy your lovely garden with a coffee in your hand. hug
Map, don't go...you're the Alpha king, remember?
KN, Up here we have temperatures in the mid 40's, today its chilly at 36, but I do just enjoy the gardens and drink coffee.
Hi Abrahata smitten


All i can say is, you really should change your face cream.



You're not looking great for 31... grin
Funny, my first thought about that was that someone swiped your pic and made a fake profile from it.
I dont know who I am anymore, yesterday I was me, today after Chief Monobrows comment I have no idea, My passport says I am who I say I am.
Take it easy, Map cheers
Mimi!, Im cool as a cucumber (thats been deep fried)hug
Conrad, Always the man of reason, thanks for that. cheers
rolling on the floor laughing

This is interesting.wave
Hiya Luke hug
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