Makeup tips for cheese
As with any makeup a good foundation is required, my choice is the L’Oréal True match blendable foundation as its great with your cheeses oily or dry skin.Depending on if your cheese makeup is for day use or perhaps a special night out the colour choices for eye shadow, blush and lipstick should be thought out, there is no point using glitter lip gloss if your cheese is simply staying at home.
Cheese can be very sensitive and try not to make your cheese look like a dirty slut, rather try mid tone colors and ensure that your cheese is comfortable in the chosen make up scheme.
Most cheese’s don’t have hair, so don’t bother with expensive shampoos or anything as it’s a waste of money.
One more thing, those babybel cheeses are not adults and shouldn’t wear makeup as they could attract cheeseophiles.
Do you have any makeup tips for cheese, or indeed fashion tips for cheese or do you wear cheese as makeup?
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Thanks for your help.
I see them as beauty spots, or hole like freckles, let the Swiss be as it is.
Good quality mineral powders expertly applied would make the cheese a happy cheese.
It would also help them to find a virile male cheese, and have cute baby cheeses
Hi Map
I'm assuming you're input would be most beneficial for the CS community..
I would recommend that you practice with some cheese slices first, that way you could alleviate embarrassing conversation or acts of cheese love.
It's raspberry
That's Gâteau Mille Crêpes
So shave your back hair, emerge from your cave, and start giving female cheeses the respect they deserve
I have been known to be heavy on the glitter on both myself and my cheeseboard, but as a general daytime rule, less is more.
Not disagreeing with you, you understand, just offering an alternative opinion. Usually a safe option on your blogs
make up on cheese
You are kidding, right?