A serious few questions for everybody.
We have been through various scenarios regarding being stranded/shipwrecked on a deserted island. What to take- yeah a boat or a fishing rod blah blah blah... But the thing is, if you were on that deserted island, going about things as best you can, and then one day an inflatable love-doll washes up- of whatever gender or kink you got going, the exact inflatable object of your desires- How long would you wait to consummate the relationship?Would you run down to the high tide mark tearing your clothes off as you go, then nail it with the ferocity of a wounded bull with its testicles caught in a George Foreman grill, or would you sit by the fire with it singing Christmas carols etc., until the time is right?
The next part of this thesis, assuming you were rescued from the island eventually, would you tell the rescuers the whole story or would your eyes dart around the room and you become evasive and talk about food instead? Would you leave the love-doll behind or take it with you? And if you took it with you back home, would you be tempted to smash it every so often for old time's sake?
Comments (23)
Never leave your rubbish on the beach, wrap it up and take it home with you .
Mate there's no question of taking it with you.. there wouldn't be much left of it anyway..
Oh! If it was made by a man by the way, I will thank the mother who gave birth to him.
So to surmise, I'd say about 18 hours after she washed ashore.
I have compassion for the next person stucked on the island
You may find this hard to believe, but Im a very responsible and decent person , I would never get a girl pregnant and abandon her - I have one son, raised him as his mom left us when our baby was 6 months old
If this post does not line up Women in front my Gate, Im quittin CS
I'm first!
Word on the street is that the sticking-out bit which you'd think is essential retreats under pressure, and the male doll's cheeks get fuller instead.
So floating on the thing to find help is about the only useful application it would have. Ever.
I can't remember if the movie cast-away had an explicit scene
But I just haven't been able to throw away his things yet
It is very insensitive of you to bring that up in public, Pat .
Especially after enjoying my scones