4th World Postal Services

I simply needed to return a shirt; here things are not quite so simple if you live in a small village.

A telephone call to the suppliers cost me 50 Brit pence a minute and after an automated press this, press that, Joy I finally had a human on the phone, I was given Item return instructions that felt like a United Nations briefing, I wrote notes and thought all was well.

Our tiny towns Post Room (office would be too kind) opens promptly at 9am, at 9:30 he opened the door with massive yawns that would make the grand canyon look like an ants toilet.

I requested a postage bag, No, he has none, but I could go to the big city if I wanted. After using language that would make a hardened prisoner cry like a baby he agreed to bring one the next day.

Next day, opening on time 45 mins late, alas no postage bags, he was not trained in postage bags yet.
I arranged an expedition, horses and supplies as well as a local guide and headed through the mountains to the bigger city, on arrival I was greeted like a foreign invader, but after conversing in the local dialect I was finally in line awaiting service.

I requested a postage bag, questioned as to my motives for the bag I could feel the bright light in my eyes as I was interrogated, my blood taken, DNA was probably taken too.

I took the bag outside as no parcel packing area was provided or permitted, placed the shirt and online payment receipt inside and returned to the line.

30 minutes later I was served, The address I was told was far too long and I had written outside the little boxes, My eyes now glowed red, my breath about to spew fire and brimstone, he relented.

I said I needed the cost of the postage to be placed inside the bag so I could be refunded by the Child Labour employing shirt manufacturer; this prompted a discussion between counters and members of the public and the result was that it was not possible, however some Senora behind me suggested I photograph the receipt, brilliant idea, this caused some sighs of derision amongst the yellow shirted staff, but I did as suggested sealed the bag and paid a whopping sum over, along with Gold, Frankincense and a bit of Myrrh for good measure.

Returning home after an overnight stay with some Nomads who were apparently going to the big city to buy camels I telephoned customer services In London who after some time said that I had not followed instructions and I may not be refunded the return postage, she was only 3 years old so I assumed she needed to go potty as the call ended.

As we are a universal bunch, how are your postal services?
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rolling on the floor laughing man. that cracked me up.....rolling on the floor laughing

Recovers.

Our postal services? better than yours, but not by much....laugh
Berrie, Its utter madness, I am going to need therapy for Post- Post Office Stress Syndrome.help
At last check here, they load up the mail on horses and chuck wagons, dangles a carrot in front of the horse and away she goes. If your lucky, it will eventually arrive at the right address within 6 - 8 months.
Calling them a 4th world service is far too generous, I´ld put them and most courrier services over here as being about as useful as an ejector seat in a helicopter
Map,

No doubt the other cantankerous old men were also borne from the frustrations of Spain's dire postal services....laugh

Good luck with that....sad flower

laugh

hug
Postage bag?
Boxes to write outside?
Parcel packing areas?

That sounds awfully posh to me uh oh

When I have to return an item I:

1. wrap it back up in the ( now torn package) I got it in.

2. Apply sellotape to it to keep it together

3. Stick new address label over the old one

4. Take to post office to weigh and pay

5. Leave post office and forget about said package forever more
Ah, see that is where we differ Map.

I recycle everything, so there is no coat for the poor stray dogs around here blues


Yes there is a sub-post offie near me, and a big post office in town.

The sub-post offices were historically run by cranky old women for some reason, and they were allowed get away with it.

I remember one ranting at me once because I arrived at 4.03pm with a parcel, and the deadline was 4pm.

I told her in my own unique way that if she had been more efficient, she wouldn't have let a long queue form, and therefore I would have arrived before 4pm with my parcel.
She never ever ranted at me again grin
Molly, Its my dream to have a cranky old woman running the office here, you are so blessed over there.

We do recycle here, and most people are diligent but the paper and cardboard bin door is far to small and too high for the average Spanish woman to reach, so it's thrown on the floor to simply disintegrate over time covered in dog eggs and the odd dead rabbit.
Gone postal wave
Hi Serene, yes went postal, now in a foetal position dribbling incoherently on the floorhug
Molly, I appreciate your eco-warrior views and respect them, but surely the manufacturer's should take the blame as they could produce degradable types of plastic. At least most of the locals here try, those that dont never will.

Personally I dont use plastic where possible, but until they supply goods in a different container i like the rest of the world are forced to use it. Paper bags leak when filled with detergent or marmalade.

One good point here is that shops charge a lot for bags, most people have those pull behind granny carts with integrated fold out stool with cup holder.
Map, we have had a plastic bag levy here for 15 years.

It is 22 cent for a regular plastic bag.

So basically, any plastic bag which costs less than 69 cent is subject to a 22 cent levy, which goes to the government, and is a source of income. Although few people now use them.

But what are Tesco doing now? They are getting rid of the regular plastic bags totally.
Then charging 70 cent for 'bags for life' , and who is pocketing the entire amount? Tesco .
As the levy doesn't apply over 69 cent.

They claim it is for the environment, but it is just yet another money-making scheme
I think shop bought is best nowroll eyes China gets in everywhere with English postal addressesmoping
Map, they could still have made a handsome profit if they charged 68 cent - 22 cent would go to the exchequer, and they would still have got 46 cent from each bag.

Typical of Tesco though. Which is why I don't shop there .
Red, thats a nice profile pic, shows your eyes nicely, are you a real person? The consensus is shop bought but without plastic carrier bags.
Map i am beautiful today grin heart soul and annus roll eyes My keep fit is going good so farcheering cheering cheering

song-----and one day i,ll have a beautiful body====repeated for 10 mins to loud musicrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Molly, Tesco's main shareholder in Blackrock Inc, this is owned by Larry Fink who was paid a paltry $25.5 Million last year and they manage 5 trillion USD in assets, I dont think bags or prices of bags would be of any interest.

Tesco state they have now set up 100% environmentally friendly gas stations, perhaps just a diversion and to look good.

One thing I did notice is that Tescos profits are way down and dropping, kick in the teeth for them from people like you.
Here post is good, next day delivery for local and 2/3 days to the UK great. What I don't understand is why the same journey from UK to here can take weeks and if it's a parcel , pfff post now for Christmas. Our post is attached to the maires office and so deal with literally everything, she has even taken a stray cat off me.
emmy, Sounds like you have such luxury with your post and Mayoress, The French do a lot of stuff very well, Cheese, baguettes and funny cars, A stray cat is the icing on your gâteau.

I agree with your views on British mail, its atrocious.hug
Most national post is delivered here the following day

Post to other European countries usually about 4 days

Spain is a disaster though, it could take a week or two!
Map, if it's a shirt, do what i do, order a size or two up. this will avoid the return issue. remember, a shirt can't fall down.
where I live was a post office going back way back ..I still have a wooden kiosk that was used in is pitch pine ....but the post office is now a mile away is good never a problem and no delays ...
rolling on the floor laughing our Marie is male, the post is female, , the Marie's Secretary is male, welcome to my world wine
Then to make even better marie = mayor, and most of the women are called Marie and the men are called Jean
frustrated
Molly, next day post?, what will they think of next!, I hear they put tea in little bags that you simply throw in a cup.

Free, I dont normally have issues with the online store I use, I bought a few denim shirts that were different colours, they all had the correct size tags but one was no bigger than a kiddie shirt, I guess revenge of the little children that make them.

JJ, Post offices used to be grand buildings and full of nice stuff, Now they are few and I think most are just part of a shop or newsagent, reverse progress.
Map, I'm sure you're exaggerating professor never has anyone known to me been served in the Post Office in half an hour doh you're making it up as you go along, here people who want to deal with the Correos book a hotel room for night mumbling next time, or rather if I ever need to in there again, I'll dive over to yours, be quicker in the long run laugh
emmy, I studied French at School for some reason, The masculine and feminine always confused me, simple things like Window in french Fenêtre, could be la or le or if a few of them Les. hug
Z, No exaggeration at all, there were only 3 people in the Correos office at the time, 2 worked there, so I stood in line on my own for just 30 minutes, but it filled up with people who did indeed have camping gear, some had fired up a gas plate and were cooking rabbit or something for supper.
I did French at school and then another 3 years before living here, I arrived thinking I spoke french OMG within the first week I realised I didn't laugh so I did more courses here and I'm still rubbish, but I can hold a conversation now with a lot of hand gestures. I've made so many mistakes and some very rude ones but I'll get there.
Z, Your Post office will soon be filled with North Africans enjoying the spacious accommodations, We too have one of those big yellow things, but we can buy stamps is at the tobacco shop, but no idea about rates.

emmy, Same here, I think my Spanish is fluent, but I often use Italian phrases, and dont speak Italian. So like you in a pinch speaking really loud and using hand gestures helps.
I don't have to use the post office much, but it is easy to use here. Like Jazz, I make the mistake of ordering from China sometimes. Their sizing is so different from USA. Luckily, my daughters are wispy things so my mistakes become their boon.

This was very entertaining, Map. I like these kinds of blogs. :)
You seem to understand the draws to the cushy life in the government, vs. in the dreaded private sector. Topping it all off, real pension plans are almost gone everywhere, except in the public sector. But governments are at limits of taxing to support this largesse, so most now require pension plans more like those for the rest of us, where you actually have to pay in. Some US states and municipalities refusing to do so are teetering on insolveny. Aa.
Hi Gypsy, This China size syndrome reaches far! We have Chinese warehouse type shops here, full of cheap goods, some are OK and others not, last Item I got was a desk fan that caught fire.

Thanks for the kind words about the blog, a debate in a calm and organised manner is nice for a change.
aa, Most countries in the world are vastly top heavy with staff, most are employed by nepotism, soon though the budgets become insufficient and either taxes go up or they have to make cuts to services to the taxpayers, normally both.
Map

after what you said. better use private companies
Map

you probably right, I didn't like my mail man cos one day at Subway restaurant

he was late he approached to me and said, you're my alibis

I said I'm no one alibis, I don't know where you were bfore you got here

he never talked to me again. as you can see this was something waiting to exploded

finally exploded
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