Talking Dog
While walking along the street, a man saw a sign that said: TALKING DOG FOR SALE, $10. The man couldn’t believe his ears when the dog said, “Please buy me. I’m a great dog. I played professional football. I was even nominated most valuable player.” “That dog really does talk!” the man gasped. “Why in the world do you want to sell him for only ten dollars?” “He never played professional football,” said the dog’s owner, “and I can’t stand liars.”
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Standing at pit side the other owners looked down sadly on their dead dogs and quizzed the yellow dog's owner.
"Well boys," he drawled. "Simple enough, He was a gator before I cut his tail off and painted him yellow."
That is funny.