Something To Make You Smile
My Mother wanted me to be a priest. Can you imagine giving up your sexlife; and then once a week people come in to tell you the details and
highlights of theirs?
Murphy told Quinn that his wife was driving him to drink.
Quinn thinks he's very lucky because his own wife makes him walk.
Paddy was driving home, drunk as a skunk, suddenly he has to swerve to
avoid a tree, then another, then another. A cop car pulls him over as
he veers about all over the road. Paddy tells the cop about all the
trees in the road. Cop says "For God's sake Paddy, that's your air freshener swinging about!"
Comments (11)
How true.
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I am glad you liked it.