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And you thought you'd heard everything....

We report a case of o*al stings by spermatophores of the squid Todarodes pacificus. A 63-yr-old Korean woman experienced severe pain in her o*al cavity immediately after eating a portion of parboiled squid along with its internal organs. She did not swallow the portion, but spat it out immediately. She complained of a pricking and foreign-body sensation in the o*al cavity. Twelve small, white spindle-shaped, bug-like organisms stuck in the mucous membrane of the tongue, cheek, and gingiva were completely removed, along with the affected mucosa. On the basis of their morphology and the presence of the sperm bag, the foreign bodies were identified as squid spermatophores.

Comments (29)

Track16
Nice lol uh oh
Gypsytramp
Why in the world did they asterisk the word o*al? How strange.roll eyes
oldblue54
Answers the age old question "is it better to swallow or spit"

But seriously have you ever seen the internal organs of a squid
It looks like baby diarea!
Why would anyone want tell eat that ...
Gypsytramp
You got me, Blue. I am not shocked by much but this had my stomach flip a bit. Ew...

Reminds me of some behavior on the blogs....lol
oldblue54
Gypsytramp
Looks like something someone already ate...barf
OldeGuy
The only thing worse than sex talk, is science talk. -LOL- Four syllable science, no less. Shame on you. -LOL-
Gypsytramp
Just keeping you on your toes, OG laugh
freehand
what a pleasant first read of the day
Gypsytramp
I thought so, too, Free!
freehand
i've heard that some people are allergic to parboiled squid sperm stuff.
Gypsytramp
I wouldn't be surprised. conversing
SimonInMark
There you go. Never mess with a squid's squirt. Lesson learned.
freehand
and squid squirt looks so delicious blues
Aaltarboy
Well, G., a truly cautionary tale. But many of us men have been with human females who bring on much worse. Invoking va*ina dentata woes may be a stretch, but I bet not a few men here have scars on the organ they love more than their lives, from, well, do I really need to go into detail? Aa.
Gypsytramp
Oooo....please do, Aa. I'd love all the juicy details
SimonInMark
-altar

Sounds like you've made love to a liquidizer there.

lmao @ "the organ they love more than their lives"
Redex
laugh laugh laugh gypsy so glad i do not eat out laugh laugh
mollybaby
From now on, I shall always avoid squirt's squirt.

I mean squid's squirt
Redex
Morning molly I did here you could batter grin squid laugh laugh
mollybaby
Red, they are usually already well battered by self-love
Redex
well then we could throw them to the vultures they would love them thenrolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Dedovix
oh Goody, talk dirty to me uh oh
Redex
do you batter things dedo laugh laugh laugh
SimonInMark
Don't avoid anything Molly. Do whatever it take to fulfill your desires. That's what life is all about. roll eyes
mollybaby
Tenner, are you saying i should try squid squirt?
viking67
...molly, try short skirt instead... would make simon start droolin.....innocent

cool wine
Duromojon
You're too much info.??
SimonInMark
Mols
I'm say that you should try squirt squirt. I've seen it on the net. It's great! laugh

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