WARNING FOR THE UNDEAD
I have just attended my own wake!Walking into the coffee bar this afternoon the entire bar stared at me, I thought I had shit on my shirt or something, Then I was told I had died yesterday and that my family were outside drinking at my wake.
Although I'm very stiff, I assured everyone that in fact I was not dead at all, but accepted a drink to celebrate my resurrection.
Turns out another Englishman in my town passed away yesterday.
However, attending my own wake felt special until news of me being undead spread and the free drinks ended.
(This is 100% true)
Lets celebrate being undead
Comments (17)
Tenner, One has to be hardy when dead or undead, or in between.
Hola Map
I drink to my own survival and i come here that often i am intoxicated most days
Wherever I settle I shall dash to the nearest bar whenever I hear an Englishwoman has died. Could catch a bit of your luck.
You two are marriage material. I'd be eagerly waiting for the first disagreement between you. That would make for a grand blog!
I hear it is pouring with rain in Scotland.