WARNING FOR THE UNDEAD

I have just attended my own wake!

Walking into the coffee bar this afternoon the entire bar stared at me, I thought I had shit on my shirt or something, Then I was told I had died yesterday and that my family were outside drinking at my wake.

Although I'm very stiff, I assured everyone that in fact I was not dead at all, but accepted a drink to celebrate my resurrection.

Turns out another Englishman in my town passed away yesterday.

However, attending my own wake felt special until news of me being undead spread and the free drinks ended.
(This is 100% true)

Lets celebrate being undead cheers
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I AM HAVING A VERY GOOD UNDEAD DAY!
Hi Free I noticed that, do we undead now USE CAPSLOCK or can we carry on as unusual?
you have had a first hand experience as to what it would be like when you are gone , good for you .,
One hardy coffin-dodger I say.
Ann, I saw the light calling me, It was a bunch of LED ceiling lights but I know what to look for now.


Tenner, One has to be hardy when dead or undead, or in between.
Dead is along time..actually its forever!.....so glad to be breathing right now.......applause
Jazz, Yes, being dead is for life, embrace the years, forgive the idiots and wear really big lashes.
Yeh baby.....(but don't tell Aaltar....just had a vodka/Lemon)....!
Jazz,Aa can go tell it to the mountain or something, enjoy the Vodkawine
That's what happens when you live in a small town
Ish, That's so true, and its not the first time this has happened, but down to 2 Englishmen now.
Wish I was there for them free drinks! mumbling

Hola Map applause
I have been on borrowed time for ages as every time i come on cs the vultures gather for my end.laugh

I drink to my own survival and i come here that often i am intoxicated most days grin teddybear
Glad it was a false alarm, Mappo.

Wherever I settle I shall dash to the nearest bar whenever I hear an Englishwoman has died. Could catch a bit of your luck.
-mapster/biff

You two are marriage material. I'd be eagerly waiting for the first disagreement between you. That would make for a grand blog! roll eyes
Tenner, give it a rest. I'm not being pursued by anyone in Spain, okay?

I hear it is pouring with rain in Scotland.
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