A night out

So, a friend of mine has asked a few of us to go on a night out. I have to advise that there is a theme to this night out. Do chat up lines still work?

I told him I would go and we sat up last night having a laugh thinking of the ones we would hear when we were younger.

So, CS do you have good lines we can use on the night?

Comments (2)

Start by saying;
"Hey ! can I smell your minge"

When the objections and exclamations of shock have stopped Reply with

"Sorry Love my mistake It must be your Feet." laugh

Of-course if she does not object there is a chance you have scored with a hooker.
Get the best rates you can. thumbs up
don't take non-smoker with you hes a bad influence

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