The CS Retro and Vintage Art Roadshow-Female bloggers edition

Things that some people consider older can be quite valuable and a great investment.

Some valuables here are definitely worth looking at and investing in, some masterpieces available for a forthcoming auction are:

The Geordie Sconemaker, a fine looking painting from Northumberland, Land of the Trees.

The Blur, This statue shows fine lines and beautifully carved features, a sassy and very valuable piece.

The Stealth van, a veritable and warm piece hand carved from platinum with gold edging.

The Innkeeper, from across the pond, adorned with beanaroni and with eyes and demeanor mirroring the goddess Venus.

The Goddess of Love, A Spanish Piece found in Tasmania, Generates electricity too.(Sold to the Celt)

The Swiss masterpiece, Adorned with fine clothing and vodka, looks fabulous on a beach.

The Poet, a gentle soulful piece, with beautiful words emanating from within.

The eyelash model, fresh and well-travelled, an Art lovers dream. (SOLD to a private collector)

The blessed cheesemaker, strong and self-sufficient, sharp as a knife.

The remnants of a warm fire, a hippy type, soulful and often misunderstood.

Herself, self-sufficient forest dweller from the land of potjie.

The Fish sounding woman, a very abstract and complicated chunk of African Art, now mainly hidden in attics.

The spell caster with an itchy exterior, a somewhat unknown piece that would look OK hanging above any fireplace. declined to be sold

Wrapped in Filo pastry, the humanitarian sculptured from passport stamps.

The art work from Vancouver “cultural blond”

The Semental Caballo lover, often mistaken for lady Godiva, an Alien abductors dream.

If you have been missed, there will be another catalog put together sometime. So any bids? These pieces wont last long on the market.
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Comments (76)

I might just accept 3 buttons for rob now laugh laugh
Red! Surely I'm worth at least four? grin
Wow... this is just brilliantly written.. hats off to you Professor M.. tip hat
Thanks Incu, you are late again!, 4000 words on the inside of a table tennis ball by 4pm Spanish time!
Incu, Thats a decent excuse, you have the rest of the week!
great blog Map....
Thanks Jazzy, I trust your description was OK grin hug
Thanks Professor.. you're the best! cheers

(I was gonna insert a teddy but then remembered how much you "love" em so decided against it... grin )
Abit (alot) overly generous with the 'fab on the beach'..but hey...i'm fine with that....rolling on the floor laughing banana
Jazz, I dont think overly generous at all hug
Thanks for the laugh Map...on this jumper wearing, tuesday morning...thumbs up
Jazz, Its cold here too, just 32C, almost winter coat time again, If the sun wasn't so bright Id go get firewood cut.rolling on the floor laughing
Good morning everyone. Map, what an originality. A reflection of a very complex yet vivid description accorded to each of us. An inspiring if not sensational account of each subject that just might accord a wild bidding either for plain gusto or collectible value.

I'd imagine the likes of those that might attempt to raise or outbid their fancy, as of the beauty from the Alps, a most interesting piece indeed, even I am tempted to cast my bid, just because of the sentiment it portrays.

Then the color splattered, however blurry the lass from the Emerald Isle, of which I'd be most glad to see on a clear day. (Z, once described that painting, if I'm not mistaken to enchanting with a porcelain skin. I once had the privileged to view her natural beauty.

Anyways, what a creation Map.

My respects. wine
Professor M.. Babushka sounds lovely.. smitten
LJ, My mind works in mysterious ways, but thanks!


Incu, Babushka will tear you apart, her trigger words are Custard, Glass cleaner and antelope horns, so should you really enjoy beatings then so be it, The safe word was "stop", didn't work though.
Hahaha.. you're on a roll too there Professor M.. specially about the safe word.. priceless.. rolling on the floor laughing
Well i have put bids in for all the men grin i am bound to end up with one surely cheering cheering
I'm very surprised these that Freedim hasn't bid on any of these fine pieces yet. He loves the women here so so much. rolling on the floor laughing
Gypsy

Too funny..laugh

Map

Good job at selling valuable vintage pieces...lol...laugh

The cultural blomde sounds amazing...roll eyes

Cheers

wine
I am back in the land of whatever this is called, No bids received, but these fabulous pieces of art are probably far too beautiful and valuable for the common man, so unless anyone steps up, I am selling my unused organs on the black market along with most of my blood and my left arm to raise enough shekels for the lot.
Not one bid??? wow

It seems the women of this site want men, more than the men want women! laugh
Molly, Seems like that, I dont think the chaps can afford them, Ive had 2 offers for my kidneys so shall sell and hopefully earn enough to buy a few of you.
Now Maps, you listen up here to me .. keep your opinions of me to yourself because despite the irritating little man that you are, i still manage to keep mine of you to myself flex

And oh" you may as well take me off your silly bid list.....
no man here can afford me snooty
Irritating little man? crying whatever, Sorry you were included in a bit of fun madam
no bids for the poet? moping figures...
Tenner, I understand that, Not sure which spirit is being used though.

Free, I do have a secret bidder after the poet, one for the blur too, patience, I'm holding out for more, these bidders are offering gold and silver not buttons.
-free

Everyone knows that the poet's spellbound and in spite of her name, it won't be easy to free her up! professor

-itchy

Aye, is true, people on here will understand anything but what you meant. laugh I must admit that mapster's comeback was pretty witty though. It's all for giggles witchy love. Xx.
Bewteen me and you Simon " which spirit" i did have a little giggle at his reply, but don't you go telling him scold

But even if you do, no worries because he will never believe you wink

Thanks for the kisses, your consideration have made my day lips
Really Maps, i was only pulling that little leg of yours comfort
crossed wires aside when it comes to humour, you are really OK....
" bless but there you go" we have something in common roll eyes lol

Glad to see you have me removed from the bidding...
the others are NOW in with a fair chance laugh

Anyways back to the bidding... as you were cowboy
I think your wording may be too upmarket. You're alarming the punters.

Not to mention I didn't recognize half of them but then I haven't been around much confused
Itchy, Ive put my noose away now, my little legs are standing tall.

Biffy I thought the same thing, should I add some downmarket descriptions?
Maybe on another blog ... grin
ah Map its they way you tellem some folk never catch on

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sew a few buttons on cardigan it takes the woodiness takes the itch out of it laugh laugh
Map

Just suprised at some of the reactions...would have told them off...but of course you are a gentleman...it may be cultural...lol...laugh

Blog on...wine
see the skull and xbones that is for a very special ladies cardigan pirates love witches laugh laugh laugh

She will be at sea for a long time and then mmmm a whale may eat her and spit her out on a dessert island rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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