Ladies these are men's rules..................

1) Men are not mind readers.

2) Learn to work the toilet seat, you’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. You don’t hear us complaining when you leave it down.

3) Crying is blackmail.

4) Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

5) "Yes" and "No" are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

6) Come to us with problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

7) Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

8) If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us.

9) If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.10) You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

11) Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to during commercials.

12) Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we…

13) All men see in only 16 colours. Peach, for example, is a fruit not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

14) If ask what is wrong and you say ‘Nothing’, we act like nothing’s wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

15) If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer you don’t want to hear...

16) When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... really.

17) Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as football or motor sports.

18) You have enough clothes.

19) You have too many shoes.

20) I am in shape, round is a shape!

21) Thank you for reading this, yes I know, I’m sleeping on the couch tonight… but did you know men don’t really mind that? It’s like camping…

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Comments (11)

1to1to1
Hello BC,hug Women should also realize mens attention spans are greatly diminished, (just about non existant) when watching football, fixing cars, or drinking beer. rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing To regain a mans attention, the mention of sex , will get an immediate reaction,wow And the mention of no sex for you , could result in sulking, anger, and sometimes shock, so Warning , serious thought should go into attempting to get a mans attention.
britishcolumbian
1to1 rolling on the floor laughing You have really studied this subject I can see......
I need to admit you make a few good points............wave wave wave
Bearwoman
What I find amusing is #12 cause it reminds me on how when a man gets lost he will stop and ask for directions or use a GPS on his cell phone and still get lost anyway.laugh
britishcolumbian
Hi Bear, don't know many men who would stop to ask for directions, but it is a fact there sense of derections is not good.........
I may get sarcastic and say that I had always wanted to see this part of town..........rolling on the floor laughing

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britishcolumbian
There...........their oh boy...........

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britishcolumbian
rolling on the floor laughing Great answers everyone and yes would/could add a few more to the rules .
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Freedomofspeech9
Man spreading needs to be on the listprofessor
bloodyawfull
21 is the best.laugh
britishcolumbian
Freedom please be more specific .................... wave wave wave
britishcolumbian
Brilliant you like him to sleep alone or would that better suit you if he did?


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britishcolumbian
14 would be the one i use when upset and don't want to talk about it rigth away.

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