Biff moving out of the van

*****breaking news ********

*****read all about it! ******

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My offer has been accepted, the deposit has been paid, and soon, hopefully really very soon, I shall be quitting the van and moving into a house with no furniture, plaster falling off the walls, at least one sagging ceiling, and a loo / shower the size of a telephone box (quite a lot bigger than the camper one, in other words)

Guess this is a bit late to be having second thoughts and panic attacks.

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Yayyyyyyyyy!!!! yay

Shall I bring out the champagne?? Or is it too early? grin
Knock out one wall ,back the van in ;and be ready for a quick getaway

detective
So who was the best Male intermediary, Map or Zman. ? dunno

Or will we have to read about that in some future romance novel. laugh
Too early, but put it on ice cheering cheering cheering
Blue, funny you should say that, one wall already marked for demolition rolling on the floor laughing but the van is REALLY high. Won't squeeze in there
Look! I even got us some luscious strawberries too!!!!

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Non, I don't know quite how they have managed it but both Z and Map have managed to avoid my fatal attraction and instead boss me around like some kind of idiot confused

They have both been absolutely brilliant, plus Z took his life in his hands over and over again as passenger / navigator rolling on the floor laughing and is therefore main pin-up #1 on CS for sheer courage
Mimi you are an absolute class act cartwheel
"......plus Z took his life in his hands over and over again as passenger / navigator....."



Bravo Zman applause applause laugh
Well done I wish you every happiness in your new life. wine
Well done Biffy, but we bossed you around?, It was you bossing us around!hug
Pleased to read all is going well, no doubt you will be looking forward to sleeping in a bedroom, having a decent shower and being able to make coffee in a kitchen.

Let the adventure begin!

Photos please.
Well done, Biffygirl! cheering


Now the real work begins grin
Ok I've got the removal sorted for you rolling on the floor laughing

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Fantastic news Peeps,
Glad to see such a positive attitude on the CS community.
Cooperating, Lending a hand and getting things done applause

A real shining example to the spirit of humanity. thumbs up
Zman,
is that car wearing a Sombrero laugh
Well done....think ya gonna be busy the next few months/years. ....beer
Non, possibly, but I think I forgot the kitchen sink doh laugh
Zman rolling on the floor laughing

Hey, I think I spotted the sarong batik!!! applause


Right said Non.. handshake

A round of applause for the helpers.. applause applause applause

A good day for the CS community after a very long time. thumbs up
Mimi, no that's already here laugh
Well done Biff.. head banger
Now do you want me to "deliver" a handyman or two to get things fixed? cowboy
home is where the heart is good luck to you
zmountainman wow my kitchen mmmm is that a hint or have i got wrong end of stick againlaugh laugh laugh
Biffy, Your skin will return to its African anti sun properties soon, Scotland changed your dermis to weak and prone to peeling....Viva espana!
Did that colouring really survive Africa? wow laugh
Molly!....I bet biff had a perfect and permanent tan before heading to the cold tundra of Scotland, I did and people asked If I was a Zulu.grin
Map, that was because you lived in a mud hut, not because of your suntan roll eyes
Map, hope you're right, peely wally Scot is not the most beautiful look in Spain. No wonder you guys bullied me and bossed me around. sigh
Molly, I'll have you know my freckles join up to present an impenetrable barrier.

Plus of course in Africa I swathed myself in floaty gauzy veils and was rarely without a hat. Where on earth do you think my passion for hats came from?

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Molly...Yes I did, It was a nice hut too, dont mock it, I used the finest grass and foot pounded mud and cow manure to adorn my walls.

Biffy, I'm right, no more than 20 mins sun a day for 3 months and you will see the change, or if you are in a hurry dont wash, the natural dusty tones are similar to a good tan.
why are you doing this now?confused
Map that may be why it was looking so good, the showers here are of the prison variety - a long line of showerheads with no partitions - so I haven't washed in a couple of weeks. grin
Dur, why am I doing what now?

becoming a van-dweller was only ever an interim measure, I have now clocked up 5 weeks and that's about enough, I think laugh
Awww Biffy, It wont be long until you dont have to bang your metal cup against the van to attract the guards attention, 5 weeks is a long enough sentence.
Eleg

well you're brave or maybe this onedevil ?laugh
lately I've been thinking to buy me a Harley Davidson

to travel all over USA.motorcycle pointing like this.cool
Eleg

don't be afraid I wasn't inviting you to ride with melaugh
I'm going back to Scotland for ten days to visit son and daughter-in-law.

Do you want me to pick anything up for you Biff just enough to fill a case and you just need to pay the extra luggage allowancegrin I promise i won't leave it a lost luggage dept -------at Glasgow airportgiggle

Sorry Biff could not help that one, my mishap was 10years ago and have never forgotten it but can laugh now. laugh laugh

I am glad you are safe and all goes good for you. It is grand designing new home, making new friends etc i am missing that feeling blues so hope my holiday with son will dispel that feeling for a bit longerroll eyes
Latest News, Biff moved into her new house today dancing the use of the word new should not be considered a reflexion on the house as that's old laugh but finally she & the animals are settling into there new (furnitureless) home, may be a while before she comments as one of the other things she doesn't yet have is an Internet connection professor
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