The 3 bears Irish version!

Once upon a time there where 3 bears, daddy bear! mammy bear! and baby bear and they moved from the woods an now live in Ballymun (concrete jungle crazy place in Dublin Ireland and yes I was born there) and one morning they were having breakfast and daddy bear said, this porridge is to hot! and mammy said, (shout your f-ckin mouth an eat it) kidding she said, this porridge it to hot! and baby bear said, this porridge is to hot lets go for a quick walk. They came home set down and daddy bear said, somebodies been eating my porridge! and mammy bear said, ( I spit in yours bastard, I saw what you were doing to that honey pot in the tree ) somebodies been eating my porridge! and then baby bear said F-CK THE F-CKIN PORRIDGE MY F-CKIN PLAYSTATION IS GONE *:(( crying Now you may have realized there was no Goldilocks! so lets just take a closer look at this cute little girl, she breaks into homes when no ones around eats there food, breaks there furniture, and its clear to see she'd sleep in anyone's bed, the bears had to leave the woods to were they are now, hopping she never finds them, and she nearly did, she broke in next door, unfortunately it was a met lab, no ones seen her for 15 yrs, so try learn what Goldilocks never did, DON'T BREAK INTO F-CKIN HOUSES scold But rumor has it that she got hooked on met, ended up on the game! hopping in and out of beds, she'll never change. *8-| rolling eyes and if you have some spare change she'll let you c*m on her face! yay f*ck YOU IF YOU CAN'T TAKE A JOKE! tongue

Comments (28)

oldblue54
How is it that the Irish have taken the f*ck word and created a new version of English built around a single word..


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Akeldama40
I wager to say inspite of the poor grammar and spelling the overall message seems to be filled
with hate and bitterness mistrust resentment and playing the role of victim.
Be the change you want to see instead of griping about it.
I like the Irish version! laugh rolling on the floor laughing
Heartbeatfast007
Its simple mr New Zealand lets take the word pr-ck! (meaning you) that pr-ck is nothing but a pr-ck he's not even a pr-ck as a pr-ck is useful anyway pi-s flap you continue to love the QUEEN! your ancestors are turning in there graves you should be ashamed of yourself siding with the likes of that, may god forgive yeah for will not, an I don't even know you yeah pr-ck an as for you mr USA! LAND OF THE FREE! mr know it all that knows fu-k all tell me how is it you fu-kin idiots over there still don't realize what your government is doing to your people, and they call them terrorist attacks you make me sick! your country has more people locked up then anywhere else in the world , can't even let your kids out to play could be shot dead walking to the shop and as for the amount of missing people in your LAND OF THE FREE your country so fu-kin deluded about freedom, all the sh-t going on in your country you felt the need to point it out who fu-kin cares its just a fu-ckin blog a-shole no I take that back, your a pri-k have a nice day.
mollybaby
I haven't read every sentence, but I believe it is the US has the highest percentage of people in prison.
I believe so too.
johnjjm
sure ballymun is on the ground all gone
oldblue54
My my my
Now I understand why there or so many jokes about the Irish being stupid

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Old blue,
laugh You Australians crack me up laugh rolling on the floor laughing
johnjjm
australlians ha ha ha
johnjjm,
very true. But have you seen that the Government are going to build high to prevent urban spread .
Lets hope they are going to have piss proof lifts. professor
oldblue54
Two Irishmen were working in the public works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind him and fill the hole in.

After a while, one amazed onlooker said: "Why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?"

The hole digger wiped his brow and sighed, "Well, I suppose it probably looks odd because we're normally a three-person team. But today the lad who plants the trees called in sick."
pat8lanips
I came home the other day, and here's three bears, all pissed and saying fook a lot, trying to huff and puff and blow my house down.
oldblue,
and your point is dunno
Hardly going to call a public holiday because one guy gets sick doh
itchywitch
Fcuk off Blue" we hardly ever fcuking curse in Ireland...

Goes to show what the fcuk you know.... snooty

Fcuking plonker mumbling

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oldblue54
...feck you if you can't take a joke... ???
Fekin pikey


scold
Heartbeatfast007
I can tell now that your true blue, aren't you blue? should have known only an animal would have a face like that, I could go on but what's the point you've heard it all before many times I bet, I know it can't of been easy to come to terms that your father is also your brother, but you did didn't you? found your true self didn't you blue? and now you do as they do don't you? its in your dna and you know something blue maybe there is a lot of jokes about the Irish, but we get on with everyone all people, not so much for British authority but anywhere else great fu-kin night out, anyway blue don't give up on your dream to marry your sister, I don't agree with it but I understand, the dna thing remember? take comfort in your actions knowing you never had a chance, it was inevitable, I shouldn't feel sorry for you so I won't, you think your the only child that never got hugs? well not me but I know a few if you know what I mean, anyway just keep doing what your programmed to do, and I'll end this on a positive, have a nice day!
Old blue,
My reply was a joke in kind.

I never thought anything could go over your big head laugh But Hey I guess I was wrong moping
oldblue54
Ive had beta men tHan u try Mr irisk ...
Boys should not even c*m here ...
I'm sure I hear mumma calin u ...
Run back for your special back rub and happy endin
If your fast there may be a little breast milk left...
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2bsure 2bsure 2bsure your a fine piece of work

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A credit to your nation and probably a mental giant

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Old Blue,
Just wondering as to whom you addressed your last literary masterpiece. confused
oldblue54
The OP as we're all my comments

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Old Blue,
Are you jealous of him because he has form and looks a bit tasty ? laugh
But I like this version of the 3 bears! I also happen to like Irish humour.... and the Irish people. applause
Redex
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing liked the storie AND the coments too, my laugh of the morning, just prooves to me there are jerks in every country rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Heartbeatfast007
Its all right blue let it out, there's nothing you can do or say that your true blue hasn't done already, so take your best shot inbred sorry I mean pure blood is that what you call it? am I bad? anyway you keep having those impure thoughts about your sister! cause no matter how you try to hide your true self, its no good, cause your a pure blood aren't you blue? all those impure thoughts running around in that head of yours! yuk you make me sick I could only imagine how your sister feels, then again! I suppose she's lovin it, keeping it in the family an all, so do your worst blue! come on see can you hurt my feelings? I know I can't hurt yours as the only feelings you know are towards your sister isn't it blue? here's a tip for you! stop going to therapy, it will never work, keep that money get your sister something nice out of it instead, always a pleasure blue say hi to your dad or is he your brother? anyway you know who I'm talking about!
oldblue54
My sister died on 27 February 1993

Perhaps you remember the date ?
pat8lanips
I'll just point out, the kiwi knob is not Australian, or true blue.
Heartbeatfast007
No means f*ck all to me blue.

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