Am I a Hoarder?

During a recent conversation I was called a hoarder, I dont agree.

A small example of what I have:-

2 fridge freezers, a beer fridge and a chest freezer ( 2 kitchens)
3 Ovens
4 coffee machines (I did have 6)
50 plus coffee mugs and glasses ( I collected them)
4 dinner services,( I have these as I tend to put plates in my drawers and stack them on my printer and run out of plates after a week or so.)
5 Drills, about 6 sanders and more screwdrivers than the population of Wales.
Boxes of payslips and utilities bills from 20 years ago (as personal history)

I have stuff, so wonder am I a hoarder or just living in luxury?
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Ash, You laugh, but Im serious, If Im a hoarder I need help, if Im not...meh!
I would call you a hoarder ..if you had more than 12 kids you've collected over 20 years. crying x12 rolling on the floor laughing
How many people live in your household, Map?

That might help us decide whether you need 5 fridges or not
Ash, Legally I have no kids, but I suppose I could have 20 or more dotted around the world, doesn't make me a hoarder though.
I am going to work and I'll bring you back an addition to your collection.handshake blame me rolling on the floor laughing
Molly, Just one person in my household.
In my definition it would rolling on the floor laughing ya hosting dog ya..argh rolling on the floor laughing
Hoaring doesn't trip off my tongue with out coffee
I B bye
Map, I don't think I have to answer your question so .


It is self-answering cool
Molly, If I self answer, Id say Im not a hoarder, just have spares and as I eat a lot of Swan I need extra fridge space.
I'd say swans are very common in the middle of the desert alright laugh
Molly, I get sent swan meat by my friend Liz from Buckingham Palace, mere plebs are forbidden to eat it, its much nicer than Turkey which really is poor peoples food.grin
no your not a hoarder more like a loony I think
Thanks JJ, Thats a relief, I am much happier being a loony than having the tainted title of hoardercheers
JJ In my defense I dont have a lot of rubbish, and lots of tools are a mans right, I have over 100m2 of garages, I have no idea what I will find when or If I clean them, I suspect a tribe of pygmies maybe living in one.
have you an interest in china I have 4 sets are perfect and loads of bloody annsley stuff I ..nice little cups with delicate handles for your coffee matching saucers ..hard to know what to do with .are old one day I will bring in bin and dump I thin no one wants them either ..did this in kitchen dupmped all electric things just kept kettle is no grand and easy keep tidy
JJ China sets is out of fashion, I wouldn't drink my coffee out of dainty cups, Id prefer a rusty paint tin, maybe sell them or donate to some charity
Can you freely walk around your house without climbing or falling over boxes or piles of stuff? Could they put you in the show "HOARDERS"?, Sounds more like you collected a few things.
My logic is if you can move round your house without tripping your not a hoarder
R.U and Emmy, I can easily walk around the house, I dont have anything like the TV program the hoarders, just too many of the same items, I hope to think I'm a collector, but do hoard a few things.
I think that we just gain stuff as we get older rolling on the floor laughing I started to clear my c..p and my daughter stopped me saying she might want it, well I wish she would have it. So saying that I am working on my clothes and gave 6 bags to charity.
I think we all have some things that are maybe a couple too many. It just happens... don't know how. I gave away and sold what I thought more than half of my stuff when I moved here. Still ended up with 4 spatulas, at least 20 dinner plates and more cutlery than an average restaurant. It is not hoarding... I think. Things just accumulate for some unknown reason. Wish it was rather clamps and cordless drills than bloody cutlery and spatulas.sigh
Ek I moved 2 houses into 1 and have been getting rid for years, spatulas I just seem to gather them and because I bake more arrive at Christmas.
Map I stupidly went and bought another as the original cordless didn't work duh it only needed recharging... I'm still learning diy
Well Map, have you convinced yourself you are not? grin
emmy, you cant be blamed for that, at least if you carry on buying cordless drills you will always have one charged up.


Molly, It wasnt me that insinuated I was a hoarder, I agree I have too many similar items and will deal with them, but as to being a hoarder, no Im not.
So you have convinced yourself you are not grin
I use the spare one in the garden.. the packets say drill seed holes rolling on the floor laughing
Molly Ive convinced myself, what do you think?


Emmy, A gardening drill is very useful for seeds, keep up the good work.grin
Map., I don't think you were ever going to be convinced otherwise anyway laugh
Molly, Maybe not, but the consensus here is that I'm not a hoarder, although I was called a loony, but I accept that.
One more question....Does anyone know how I can get my cat to gargle with mouthwash?, Its breath is rank from eating rats or a dead fish.
What if everybody who commented is also a hoarder in denial?
Molly, Thats a good point, I welcome all the hoarders in denial, Its not an exclusive club, anyone with more than two of something is a potential member, VIP membership for 4 or more items.
2 or more?

I'm probably a potential myself so laugh
your not a real looney .but your on the way what do you want with them coffee machines are you in business
open an ebay store thumbs up
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