George Bush is a saint

George Bush Is A Saint

All Things Being Relative

President George W. Bush was scheduled to visit the Methodist Church outside Washington as part of his last campaign. Karl Rove made a visit to the Bishop and said to him, "We've been getting a lot of bad publicity among Methodists because of Bush's position on stem cell research, the war, and such. I'll gladly make a contribution to the church of $100,000 if during your sermon, you'd say the President is a saint."

The Bishop thinks it over for a few moments and says, "The Church is in desperate need of funds. I will do it."

Bush shows up that following Sunday, looking especially pleased, posing for his photo ops, while strutting his way, cowboy-style, into the church.

As the sermon starts, the Bishop begins his sermon: "George Bush is a petty, self-absorbed hypocrite as well as a nitwit. He is a liar, a cheat, probably still a drunk, and a low-intelligence sneaky weasel. He has lied about his military record, and then had the gall to put himself in uniform on a military jet, landing on a carrier, and then posing before a banner stating 'Mission Accomplished.' He invaded a country for oil and money, all the while lying to the American people about the war, with nary a care for the thousands of lives it has taken and continues to take. He is the worst example of a Methodist I've ever personally known or known of. But compared to d*ck Cheney, George Bush is a saint."

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Comments (13)

Good one, BC laugh

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Howdeeee girls or better; Ladies
I have Googled d*ck Cheney and flankly he is an animal what he has done is unbelieveble.
I appologize to the animals

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Compared to the numbers missing with ties to the Clintons it's rivaling Cheney's famous pheasant hunts.doh

The Senator they snipered this year at the sports stadium is going to make me dread the Super Bowl half-time .
laugh nice to read , i feel happy when you speak about gentleness, compassion, healing, Loyalty, peace and wisdom :) i will be glad to know you better and to be a good humble friend :) i tried to message you but got an error , so i thought of commenting here to request you to be my good humble friend :) my email is prayersofhope gmail :) hope to hear from you soon :)
Prayer for hope did you read my prophile?
It tells that I am married.................wave
Hi BC,

Excellentlaugh rolling on the floor laughing
Hi Luke. I so often hear; "Oh my God" Well we do need someone when we have
characters like these two.
Both are very scary and devious.............
I did read that G. Bosh is not as dumb as he pretended to be........???

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That is real funny rolling on the floor laughing Just don't go hunting with Cheney you know what might happen. help

Good blog! thumbs up
Wen I Googled Cheney and what I read was terrible.
He is a s*xual preditor, cruel in hunting and I read among other things what he did to a couple who wrote a book.

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Hi Jim, I wander how people like the Bushes sleep at night.
But then they have justified everything they have done, so I supposte they sleep just fine
I would hate to stand in their shoes at judgement day that is for sure

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Hello BC,hug hug rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Good one, enjoyed that one, THANKS,

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