The blondes are back..........................

Why can't a blonde dial 911? She can't find the eleven.

How come it takes so long to build a blonde snowman? Because you have to hollow out the head.

What did the blonde say when she saw the Cheerios box? "Omg, donut seeds!"

Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, 'It’s dark in here isn’t it?' The other replied, 'I don’t know; I can’t see.'

What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it? A thought.

Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours? Because it said 'concentrate'.

Why did the blonde scale the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

How did the blonde die while raking leaves? She fell out of the tree.

Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? So she wouldn’t wake up the sleeping pills.

A blonde decided to paint a room. When her husband got home, he asked, 'Why are you wearing an Alaskan and a winter coat?' She replied, 'The can said for best results apply 2 coats.'


How can you make a blonde go on the roof? Tell her that drinks are on the house.

Three blondes walk into a building. You'd think one of them would've seen it.

Why can't blondes make ice cubes? They always forget the recipe.

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Track16
Why can't blondes make ice cubes? They always forget the recipe. rolling on the floor laughing
britishcolumbian
Two blondes are facing each other across a wide stream.
One yells to the other, 'How do you get to the other side?'
The other blonde replies, 'You are on the other side!'



Why did the blonde put water on her computer? To wash the Windows.

A blonde crashed a helicopter. A police officer asked her what happened. She says, It got cold so I turned off the fan.

What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? I wonder if it's mine

What's a blondes idea of safe sex? Lock the car doors.

What do you call a really smart blonde? A golden retriever

How did the blonde die drinking milk? The cow fell on her.

What do a blonde and a beer bottle have in common? They're both empty from the neck up.

Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks? It takes too long to retrain them.

I got a compliment on my driving today said a blonde to her friend. There was a note left on my windshield it said “parking fine”.
britishcolumbian
Ha Track there are a few other things they are know to forget rolling on the floor laughing

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Track16
A girl came skipping home From school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,7, 8, 9, 10!"

"Very good," said her mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"

"Yes, Honey, it's because you're blonde."

The next day the girl came skipping home FROM school. "Mommy, Mommy," She yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A,b, c, d, e, f, g!"

"Very good," said her mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"

"Yes, Honey, it's because you're blonde."

The next day the girl came skipping home FROM school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.

"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?"

"No, Honey, it's because you're 25."
1_SPCTR
Hilarious lol
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I been mistaken for a blonde
once or twice.....
until I took the towel off my head.
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wenever
The Blond called the fire department and said...hurry my house is on fire....the Fireman ask...How do we get to your House.....The Blond answered...Dough THAT BIG RED TRUCK rolling on the floor laughing
Freedomofspeech9
Why did the blondie have a problem leaving the house? could not find the directions to the front doorrolling on the floor laughing
Gentlejim
Hi Jenny,

Here's one!

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents." Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?" "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like, hello? It's only 25 cents!"
1to1to1
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing , I need to remember those jokes to tell my blonde neighbor,rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Thankswave
britishcolumbian
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Guys thank you so much for your contributions, your jokes are goodies.

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Lukeon
Hi there Jen,

Excellentlaugh

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emmy1
Excellent rolling on the floor laughing
miclee
How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?
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How does a blonde know She's finished having $ex?
The dome light comes on.

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miclee
How does every Ginger joke start?
By looking over your shoulder.....uh oh

cowboy
DrDone1
Funny stuff there, broski. I appreciate it.
laugh Hi BC
I have a question though, Do these dumb blond jokes only refer to women or does it extend to males as well. Not that it is important. I just wonderdevil
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britishcolumbian
Hi Cat good to see you back
About your question about blond guys, i have never been able to find a joke about a blond guy so??? wave
britishcolumbian
blonde walks into a shoe store and tries on a pair of shoes. "How do they feel?" asks the salesclerk.
"Well, they feel a bit tight," replies the blonde.
The assistant promptly bends down and has a look at the shoes and the blonde’s feet.
"Try pulling the tongue out," offers the clerk. “Nath, theyth sthill feelth a bith tighth,” the blonde replies.


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britishcolumbian
A police officer sees a blonde woman driving and knitting at the same time. '
Exasperated, he drives up next to her and screams out the window,
"Pull over!"
The blonde responds, "No Silly, it's a scarf."


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Kalpataru
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britishcolumbian
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.
She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together.
Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"

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