A SMART blonde, just to confuse all who thilnk blondes are dumb

A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank; she has the title, and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the blonde returns and repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely; but we are a little puzzled. We checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is - why would you bother to borrow $5,000?" The blond replies....."Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"

Ha ha................wave wave wave

Comments (16)

britishcolumbian
Ha Ha THINK wave wave wave
Elegsabiff
Hmm, parking is a problem around here, I think I must find a way of using that and the local bank to my advantage ... laugh
britishcolumbian
You see Biff where this joke was good for it gave you a great idea.................rolling on the floor laughing

Jenny wave wave wave
wenever
Bc,. Good one. laugh
britishcolumbian
Lol wen I just happen to be one of those smart blonds ................wave
wenever
Yes i believe you. cheers
namaron
"Id Comment"

"But Not Sure"


"If Im Allowed To"..........................detective
1to1to1
Hello BC, wave Good one, thumbs up enjoyed that , Thanks
britishcolumbian
Nam why would you not be allowed to comment?
Of course so lets have it okay?

wave wave wave I do have to learn to spell blonde
britishcolumbian
Hi 1ti1 so you liked to have met a smart blonde eh? Look at my picture, there she is rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
namaron
Miss BCrolling on the floor laughing laugh rolling on the floor laughing


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"Really Shouldnt Comment Though"


"As You Are A Blond Also"..rolling on the floor laughing ................................detective
Ccincy
Hi I'm not a blonde so I suppose it is safe for me to post.laugh
britishcolumbian
Ccindy rolling on the floor laughing you sure can but only if you are a smart blonde................ wave
Ccincy
Hi BC I'm a smart blonde cause my mother taught me everything that she didn't know. rolling on the floor laughing
britishcolumbian
ach Cindy and Nam all is well and done in fun.
I love the blonde jokes because they are soooo stupid................

cheering banana dancing wave ::applause:
britishcolumbian
A blonde buys a economy ticket for Chicago, when boarding she goes straigt to first class.
The flight attendant goes to her and explains that her ticket is for economy.
The blonde feels entitiled and says she stays.
The flight attendant goes to see the co-pilot. He wishpers to the blonde and to the amasment of all,
the blonde gets up and goes to economy.
The flight attendant wants to know what made her move so asked the copilot.
Simple he tells the flight attendant, i just told her that first class does not stop in Chicago rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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