lol
A young fella was visiting his grandfather in the mountains one weekend. He figured that he would cook supper for for them both. He reached up in the cupboard and grabs some dishes, he looks at them and says "grandfather, do you wash your dishes?" His grandfather replies "they are so clean as cold water can get them" so the young fella thinks it over and says "well ok, sure, why not".He cooks supper and they both sit down and start eating. After they had finished, he grandfather asks is he would like to go up the mountain for a walk, he says "sure". On his way to the porch, his grandfather says "while your out there, can you grab a can of dog food, I got to feed cold water before we leave".