Give me a break

Wednesday I was hanging out the washing and the line broke, no problem put up a new one but as it started raining I didn't finish it off by cutting off the left over bit.
Friday weather fine so I'll cut the grass, yes drove over the line and it wrapped itself around the blades, I'm not strong enough to lift it to remove it, call out handyman, but it's Friday afternoon so he can't come till Monday. Patience girl.
Sunday up a ladder putting a new roof on the car port. Fell off the ladder plank of wood hit me on the head, followed by the ladder cutting open my leg, totally squashed a shrub but it did slightly cushion my fall. Then ffs another plank fell off and hit the other side of my head
Monday couldn't walk the only the only place not sore were my feet, but the tondeuse got mended.
Today went shopping and the bandage fell off my leg, looked like knickers falling downblushing back home ok I'll cut the grass ffs drove over a branch and the fan belt has popped off and yes I haven't the strength to put it back on.
And really make my day one of the cats left me a dead mouse on the coffee table.help
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comfort comfort comfort noooooo Halloween early grin nope sorry that is all mishaps for this year done and dusted i think
I think that's a good idea but knowing my luck if I got it going I'd get done for drink driving.
Oh My, have you ever heard the statement...it cant get any worst than this....well there is not a bit of truth in it laugh

But in your case doh


sounds like you could use a hug hug
Definitely Thankyou lol
laugh I know I shouldn't laugh, but I did laugh
You need good elastic to keep your knickers upwink
Molly yes I can laugh now, but on Sunday I was seeing stars.
Map my cats love love and bring me presents just wish it was something useful.
Emmy, I'm sending you positive thoughts your way! Just in case...a little luck is always good, right?
Take care, girl!
Thats why I dont live in France.
Yikes, DIY can kill you, girl!
Dam right it can rolling on the floor laughing
Thanks Anna I need it.
Light at the end of the tunnel it's a bank holiday tomorrow, shops shut so no catastrophe there, mower still not working so I can't fall of it, roof done by friends so I can't fall of that.
Only got the ironing confused shhhhh don't jinx it.
Take the phone off the hook first, if it rings you'll get a burnt ear trying to answer it.
Cheers pat wine
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Living in france and loving it, will I ever go back to the UK that's a definite no.I have been told Im kind and laugh alot and I love life. [read more]

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