A Little Chuckle

Ever since I was a child, I've always had a fear of someone under my bed at night. So I went to a shrink in search of a solution.
"Just put yourself in my hands for a few months", said the shrink. "Come talk to me three times a week, and we should be able to get rid of those fears." "How much do you charge?" I asked.
"Eighty dollars per visit", replied the doctor.
"I'll sleep on it,” I said.
Six months later the doctor met me on the street.
"Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?", he asked.
"Well, eighty bucks a visit, three times a week is almost a $1000 a month and my bartender cured me for $10.00."
"Is that so?" the doctor said, with a bit of an attitude. "And just how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?"
"He told me to cut the legs off the bed. Ain't nobody under there now."


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Comments (7)

lindsyjones
Thanks for the giggle my friend. wave
Hi Jim wave good one rolling on the floor laughing
Gentlejim
Thank you Phy and wen.
Redex
laugh laugh had to chuckle at this one thumbs up
Gentlejim
Thanks Red.
miclee
Dealing with such annoyances the sensitive Marine way, Jim...



very happy

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cowboy
1to1to1
Good Morning Jim,wave rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Thanks for the morning Chuckle, thumbs up
bard76: "my favs"(meet us in the quizzes)

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