Did you know...
WTFWhy didn't someone tell me
I missed my calling
So who wants to join my congregation first prayer meeting as soon as I pay my small fee and find a place of worship
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Comments (56)
My church is not exclusive nor should you feel bound to one...
Go forth child and try all denominations
What is the path for one is never the path for all
Can you tell me which path to enlightenment I should walk...
And deny me the right to be a shepherd to other lost souls...
Pleas do not confuse me with a conman like Benny Hinn
And even with the brightest light the blind can not be made to see...
Hide away with your Krugerrands and diamonds and let me guide those who want to see
Run when he tells you to stay "sweet"...lol...
I dont relay messages I only try to shelter my flock and lead them to safe harbour
It's clear on here, that as far as the good shepherd Father Blue and his recent online $5 ordination goes,
a lot of you just don't give a flock!
Anyone who watched Friends has known all about this for yonks, Joey got ordained to marry off Phoebe, if I remember rightly. At the time I wondered if I should look into saving souls myself, I have very decided ideas on how my happy congregation should live their lives to achieve Nirvana, but then I decided I can barely run my own life, taking on the responsibility of running the lives of others might be a bridge too far. I shall watch your brilliant career with interest, though
You are such a sarcatic prat but we will pray for your soul regardless
As you read the blog with such enthusiasm I'm I to assume you are coming on the road with us
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