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WTF

Why didn't someone tell me





I missed my calling

So who wants to join my congregation first prayer meeting as soon as I pay my small fee and find a place of worship
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Sister annanda you are free to jump from church to church giving and receiving hugs where ever your fancy takes you...

My church is not exclusive nor should you feel bound to one...

Go forth child and try all denominations

What is the path for one is never the path for all
Sister ek when you chose to go into the wilderness as moses did to seek guidance did your friends and family tell you you were crazy...

Can you tell me which path to enlightenment I should walk...

And deny me the right to be a shepherd to other lost souls...
Brother Blue...since I have been keeping a low profile when it comes to attracting the attention of any kind of god I can't be of much help. Have only a candle for enlightment so can't show you the way. You will only know for sure when the money starts rolling in.
Sister ek I think you are confusing prophet with profit...
Pleas do not confuse me with a conman like Benny Hinn

And even with the brightest light the blind can not be made to see...

Hide away with your Krugerrands and diamonds and let me guide those who want to see
Reverend Blue, It's been 15 hours since you informed us of your rebirth, Im beginning to think you might be serious.
Then it must be serious, keep the faith brother, reap the rewards of your service to humanity and beyond.
Brother map when you grow weary of your womanising and drinking come and give your soul some peace and join us
Wow..interesting read! Any message for me from wherever and whomever.?innocent
Daniella

Run when he tells you to stay "sweet"...lol...laugh


wow
Sister Dan a paradox of a name to be sure .
I dont relay messages I only try to shelter my flock and lead them to safe harbour
Oh ye mockers! Oh ye of little faith!

It's clear on here, that as far as the good shepherd Father Blue and his recent online $5 ordination goes,

a lot of you just don't give a flock!

sigh
you'll be a charismatic preacher, this really is your calling, yay!

Anyone who watched Friends has known all about this for yonks, Joey got ordained to marry off Phoebe, if I remember rightly. At the time I wondered if I should look into saving souls myself, I have very decided ideas on how my happy congregation should live their lives to achieve Nirvana, but then I decided I can barely run my own life, taking on the responsibility of running the lives of others might be a bridge too far. I shall watch your brilliant career with interest, though laugh
Reading all this has been as insane as watching old Benny Hill reruns...rolling on the floor laughing
Brother stag
You are such a sarcatic prat but we will pray for your soul regardless
Brother kettle
As you read the blog with such enthusiasm I'm I to assume you are coming on the road with us
Sister biff drop to your kneed sinner and feel the power of my . .

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