CS First blog in Klingon

qaStaHvIS qa' Hoch Segh je lalDan laj ghItlh blog pa' tlhIngan.
Hoch relevant, Hoch bImejpa' asimilated, resitance 'Iqbogh.

vaj transgender, pagh trans vay' SoH laj maH.
slim shady, nuqneH yIQam, nuqneH yIQam, Qam bel woDDI' real.

im vo' ruv nge' DechtaHvIS trans-irish?

bobby ewing Heghpu', qaStaHvIS yIn ghaH HoH 'e' babe qar.

DubelmoHchugh comments ghItlh neH tlhIngan.

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mimi, wej chenmoH woDDI' real!hug
No, I'm not a Double D, Map even though I wish too daydream
mimi, wIlo'bogh Hoch!

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rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Silly me! I went and looked it up!! doh grin
Your brain can be defrosted with coffee!! applause
Do you take afternoon naps like the locals do?

I love love love siestas, and Art too!
Every afternoon without fail, 1:30pm to 3:30pm, its a legal requirement here.
real yIn ghoD vay' Data'nISbogh, vIghaj check wItI'nISmo' HeghDI' vItu' rur 'oH.
1to1, That's what I thought, but its possible its a result of head trauma or lice.rolling on the floor laughing
We Chinese like flied lice!!! love
Yes, Flied lice is great. (racial?)

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That must what they speak in the local bars here at closing time. laugh
Non, Klingon is very similar to inebriated Irishgrin
MimiArt,

laugh devil
Mimi, Those were funny!

Non, Typical Irish, This young lad is funny too...
Non applause

I love all these Chinese jokes!

Here's another one. Lol


An Italian, a Scotsman, and a Chinese fellow were hired at a construction site. The foreman pointed out a huge pile of sand and told the Italian guy, "You're in charge of sweeping." To the Scotsman he said, "You're in charge of shoveling." And to the Chinese guy, "You're in charge of supplies."
He then said, "Now, I have to leave for a little while. I expect you guys to make a dent in that there pile."
The foreman went away for a of couple hours, and, when he returned, the pile of sand was untouched. He asked the Italian, "Why didn't you sweep any of it?" The Italian replied, "I no hava no broom. You said to the Chinese fella that he a wasa in a charge of supplies, but he hasa disappeared and I no coulda finda him nowhere." Then the foreman turned to the Scotsman and said, "And you, I thought I told you to shovel this pile."
The Scotsman replied, "Aye, ye did lad, boot ah couldnay get meself a shoovel! Ye left th' Chinese gadgie in chairge of supplies, boot ah couldnay fin' him either." The foreman was really angry by now and stormed off toward the pile of sand to look for the Chinese guy.

Just then, the Chinese guy jumped out from behind the pile of sand and yelled...

"SUPPLIES!!"
What time did the Chinese guy go to the dentist?



...Tooth hurty.
Map have not mastered the language yet but someone on forums asked if Jeremy Corbon was starting a new world i said yes Kling-on and you would teach everyone the speal laugh laugh laugh
Molly, There there, it's not racial at all, its a compliment for drunken Irish to sould like Klingons, But if you like I'm sure there is a safe space near you, just next to the gender free wash rooms and colouring in room. wink
Red, Corbyn wouldn't be able to start a new world order, although he is on another planet.
Map, I have my emergency colouring pencils at the ready
The yellow ones are clayons
Clayons?....Mimi rike rellor clayons yanno......(Ok thats enough)

AA, We call the Clag-ons, but I see the Klingon comparison, One day we wont use TP, We will beam those "bits" away........Scot me up beamy
Corn cobs?, posh git, a rag on a stick is what we use, when I did have servants in Africa I did have a personal wiper, fingernail cutter etc, I miss those days, I only learned how to attend to the clag detritus when I left the colonies.
My Klingon is so rusty I'd be embarrassed to use it and I don't understand more than a word in ten of the comments. Sad, really, I was never fluent but I could get by. Now the most I can manage is qavan 'IH, latlh je qa'vIn?

sigh
You are still able to speak Ms Biff, qavan, bangwI', elegant sufficiency qa'vIn ghaj DaHjaj 'ach settle yuch tuj ivehug
Thats illogical, My mind to your mind...yadda yaddagrin
I'm utterly lost Map.confused
Fear not Ms Jones, there is a translator
I fully agree. And Bobby Ewing was a fink indeed.professor
About this Klingon blog, it is a good "enterprise" in fact, Mr. Map! Maybe a "new frontier" :-)
Once, I thought about on these fun things, but a Sindarin blog hehe.
(conlangs/conscripts are very interesting too)

Unfortunately my time is too short to elaborate something cool at these times/days...

Anyway... Qapla' !
Quapla, a perfect toast "May your blood scream"
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