Manspreading and the re-evaluation of sitting
Social justice busybodies and greedy public transport people are attempting to eradicate manspreading, its illegal in some countries including the USA and here in Spain.LA, New York and Chicago fine men $75 for manspreading, Madrid is making it illegal too.
Manspreading is not a social disease, it’s not even a seating territorial issue, it’s because men’s scrotal sacks hurt when he is forced to sit in an unnatural position.
As the greed of transport companies increases the seat sizes are getting smaller, this means that even when a man has consciously sat with a reduced manspread he still takes up more than his allotted space.
New seating is being designed so that passengers are almost standing up; this may or may not help those adverse to spread legged males, so I wonder if in the future men will have to be castrated in order to use public transport.
I have noticed a correlation between the angle of the spread and proximity of females, the nearer a female the more the spread, so perhaps we should have separate male and female areas on planes, buses and trains.
You may argue that some men seem to be able to sit with their legs together, these are not real men, or perhaps some have learned to move the scrotal sack to a more comfortable position, it’s beyond me how they do it.
What are your views on manspreading, is it a natural thing or do you see it as something else?
Comments (62)
a manure spreader.Especially those universal signs.
Please enroll me in both of those.
I call dibs on the center seat in the front row!
Please note that milk used for demonstration purposes will NOT be organic or dairy, We have obtained a job lot of Yaks milk for the demonstration.
Its was good of you to clarify what product we'd be using for the demo.. not that I'd have a problem with it either way like the snowflakes..
However, can you please also elaborate in your lecture whether its true that Yaks milk is in fact even more potent than organic or dairy? At least that's what the local dairy farmers say here.
Good grief.. I think I know where this is headed..
By the way.. is it just me or does anyone else also hear the phrase "good grief" in Charlie Brown's voice?
Yes Charlie Brown is the Good Grief Guy.
nobody says that line like him.
I'm sort of with Molly on this one. Spread out as much as you like but if the train or bus is filling up, snap those knees together, or collect your parcels onto your lap, and stop being a selfish git or I will sit down anyway and if there's a cracking noise, them's the breaks.
Now that you have my brief attention span ( heading to work)
they look like. .Urban Cowboys.
Never understood while sailors walked funny.# bowlegged
seems pretty arbitrary. And a good reason for Elon Musk to make the underground
Car rail.
seems pretty arbitrary. And a good reason for Elon Musk to make the underground
Car rail.
Not that models and celebs take public transportation
But # thigh gap.
I say Mr. Musk is going to change the world, at the very least save a fortune for manspreading public transport users......Viva Elon!