Things Mum taught me

I taught my daughter many of the same. Mums, eh?

Anatomy - Don't come running to me when you break both legs

Religion - you'd better pray that comes out the carpet

Logic - because I said so, that's why

Irony - keep crying and I will give you something to cry about

Precision - I could beat you to within an inch of your life

Wisdom - you'll understand when you get to my age

Justice - if there is any in the world your kids will turn out just like you
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Kal, you tell her!!! boxing
I just idly did a blank pic of me with red hair. That frees up the black hair for Miss Molly.

Don't imagine the mods would see this comment but for the record - if someone is so completely identified by their pic, after several years, does it actually matter what the pic is? Especially as the blogger who caused the fuss had a fake pic up for quite a while himself. Not on.

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And as it is now 1.30 in the morning I am heading to my cosy bed in the storeroom.

(I do have a bedroom I could use. However, the storeroom is lovely and warm laugh)
Thanks Biff hug

And sleep well in the storeroom laugh
Have a nice dream in the storeroom, Biff..
You are such a rebel, Kal laugh



Honestly, it doesn't bother me that much

I think it is throwing other people out more than it is me. They don't feel like they are talking to me laugh
Molly

Me bad...

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This is weird, I can hear Molly's voice but I can't see her anywhere mumbling
Sorry Biff, it was not of my own doing sigh
That's the whole thing about pics though

Just because somebody posts a pic of themselves doesn't mean it isn't 10 years out of date, or that their body shape hasn't changed dramatically since it was taken. But that is still 'legal '

Whereas somebody who goes to the trouble of choosing a quote or a generic picture which they feel represents them isn't allowed use it. Instead they have to use a blank pic which represents nothing.
I still can't see you but I know you will solve the problem eventually. Lots to do, gotta run for now, back later with coffee xx

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pat, it works for you, there are a queue of us waiting for your attention smitten
Huit, yes, never heard that at home but my teacher used to say it to us just before she smacked the backs of our knees with a ruler.

I really, REALLY, hope it hurt her more very mad but it was amazing she had such fortitude
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