Thanksgiving day with out a front door

Wednesday night I was over at my mother's house making preparation for Thanksgiving dinner for the following day. All of a sudden there was a loud bang and the door was laying on the floor.

I got so scared cause my mother is 89 years old and was afraid she was going to have a heart attach, then a lot of men and entered the house some wearing jackets and some wearing dress suits. I seen some of the letters on the back of the jackets it was FBI ATF and some more that I couldn't see I think some of them in suits might have been Russian agents.

The man in the FBI jacket handed me a search warrant for a Turkey. I cried out WHAT what are you talking about then he proceeded to tell me that the turkey you have was pardoned by the President.

For you that might not know we have a tradition that the President pardons a Turkey every Thanksgiving but that is a live Turkey. My turkey has been exicuted cleaned and frozen. So I am crying out loud this is not the Turkey I even have a receipt that I. bought it.

They grabbed up the Turkey and then said you can appeal in court if you choose to but many have tried but no one has ever won. Now I know how the President feeds his white house staff with Turkey at Thanksgiving.

After my mother gained her senses she wisperd in my ear hide the Ham the FDA. might want it. I did then start looking around to see if I seen any letters of FDA on the back of jackets.

They took the Turkey and then walked over the door as they left and had the nerve to say Happy Thanksgiving. Now I was lucky to get my profile back from CS but I think I will let keep the Turkey with no appeal.

We still had a great Thanksgiving eating Ham but with out a front door. hope everyone had a great Thanksgiving