IT'S FESTIVUS! FEST IT UP, Y'ALL!
Yep! December 23.That most sarcastic
of all Holidays (anti-holiday 
) has rolled around once again!This relative newcomer to the Holiday Season was sprung upon an unsuspecting public during a 1997 episode of Seinfeld; this year marks its 20th Anniversary!
From those humble beginnings it has gained popularity among the jaded, those fed up with commercialization, those seeking to ritualize family dysfunction...and those simply looking for yet another reason to party.
So c'mon, y'all party animals!
Set up your Bare Aluminum Festvus Pole (I find tinsel distracting)
Burn hell outtta the traditional Ketchup-Glazed Meatloaf!
Gather friends & family near to you - for The Airing Of Grievances
Engage one another in the Feats of Strength
And remember the Festivus Rule - IT AIN'T OVER 'TIL THE HEAD OF THE HOUSE IS PINNED TO THE GROUND!
What sort of Festvus Miracles might we expect THIS year?
Comments (18)
Here are some tips to make this yall's Best Festivus EVER...
a mans five stages in life;
-one, he believes in Santa.
-two, he doesn`t believe in Santa.
-three, he dresses like Santa.
-four, he looks like Santa.
-five, he thinks he is Santa.
Happy Festivus!
That's rich Vike!
Can you imagine anything more ridiculous, more pathetic than some guy thinking he's SANTA?!
We all know there's only ONE of me...
Another - and shorter
it is in keeping with the rest of the blogs
Unless they're godless & sec'lar, of course...