Inventions We Need In Our Lives
Solid gold life jacketsGarlic flavored toothpaste
Mesh condoms
Vinegar nasal spray
Rotten egg scented perfume
Duct tape car tires
Screen bottomed boat
Beer flavored breath mints
Wire bristle toothbrush
Sandpaper toilet paper
Steel wool underwear
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Nah, he said, I managed for a few days but had to go back to toilet paper.