I Found The Perfect Partner For You
Hey! Yes you… the fella who moved from 69 to 88; I thought I found a perfect partner for you… and then I realized you’re not Italian. But you have that Italian look and we can still save the day if you are willing to relocate to Italy even if it is just for a while.
This gal is hell bent on a tall, dark and handsome Italian guy and she has been searching for years now; just as desperate as you. You’re already tall and dark and with a new pic we can get you to some degree of handsome as well.
The Italian part is a bit problematic but there are many booklets teaching Italian phrases and you do really have an Italian look. She is South-African, cannot speak Italian and won’t even catch on that you only know a few phrases. And to sweeten the deal you can tell her that your father is a Count of some sorts. She very status aware. This will go easier than what I thought.
Hooking up with her is going to be just as easy. All you need to do is walk by and pinch her on the bum in true Italian style. She’ll love it and you will live happily after.
When I think of it, you are a perfect match. You’re both weird and both have the tendency to ask the same question over and over.
Ah, I better prep you for the most important question that she may ask. Tell her that you will inherit the title of Count but your father is planning to wear the 'o' round his neck into his grave..
And then I have the perfect escape route for you if your union turns sour. Just tell her that Catfoot is your best friend and that he’s coming to visit for six weeks. I can guarantee that she’ll leave before the next day.
If you’re interested, let me know so I can point you in the right direction.
I’m doing it here because the two of you have another common trait. Neither of you seem to read the comments on your own blogs.
The contents of this blog is purely fictional and a figment of my imagination. Any resemblance to anybody, dead or alive, is absolutely incidental.
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Thanks for trying but the damage is done. I think she just killed my blog
Hmm... If only you posted that Red-Disclaimer earlier, I would have known that all this is just fictional. Besides, if I was the only one who wasnt aware of such fictitious characters, the blog wouldn't be considered killed. Every one would still have fun laughing, leaving me in confused mode.
It's just, I wouldn't fell good if someone posted this kind of blog about me and all the commenters were laughing at me as if I am a complete convict joke.
Again, I am sorry. Have a good weekend.
This is terrible and something that I did not consider. It was a rare lapse; I was not thinking at all.
Come to think of it, it conclusively proves that contrary to popular believe, I also make mistakes sometimes.
Don't worry, it's just a blog and it did recover somewhat.
If it was a cupcake it would have been a different matter.
but it will be a sad day if we all have to start putting up red disclaimers on our blogs. I will end up with a disclaimer on every second blog. ,In fact my other two still active blogs would both have needed disclaimers. One heckles with women and the other one takes the mickey out of myself.
And I'm just a little hurt. You and I are coming on a very long way. I feel there was another way to clarify the matter. It would not have been the first time that I received a PM from you.
The bottom line? Don't worry, no harm done.
Given the part of the world where I squat, there are many more worse dangers around.
And that the shoe fits more than a few fictional characters.
After all, Cat, anyone likely to read this is unlikely to be the person or persons you invented.
It no big deal, there was nothing really to forgive. You just peed on my battery and it's charged up again.
But as I said; if it was a cupcake it would have been different.
The only advantage I can see there is that they don't backchat. but with all the AI we get lately, It may happen soon.
Just Six? Hey, I should be grateful. I'm leaving one for Kal just to show that I'm not upset with her.
I ate 3 cupcakes coz MiMi was hungryyyy!
If it was something else I may not have noticed, but cupcakes...
no, the guy seems to be a guy but the gal may be a part-time guy.
Hmm, I thought so. Any other meaning would have negated the entire purpose of the doll.
Well, he is tall, dark and handsome. And Italian on top of it. I think my candidate for this gal is going to loos out here.