Finish this sentence.

You know it's not going well when he/she...



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Comments (64)

pat8lanips
Backs one out in the fish tank.
mollybaby
Has his tongue down somebody else's throat
TokyoRogue
Spat my beer.
TokyoRogue
Doesn't pass out after ten roofies.
pat8lanips
...Passes out after shelfing ten roundies.
BerrySmoothie
...hides in the bushes in his garden, when he sees me approaching on the footpath.

Real happening....uh oh
wenever
Has you arrested after you pinch them on the bum.
TokyoRogue
..says you're the sexiest man she's ever met, and you look just like her dad naked
You know it's not going well when he/she does not see the not in the op doh

Scratch my last post please laugh
pat8lanips
When she texts you a dk pic.
BerrySmoothie
When he texts you a tit pic.
mollybaby
When his boobs are bigger than yours
TokyoRogue
That'd be most dates wouldn't it, Molly?
pat8lanips
When she runs into the bedroom shrieking with an Arabic accent- god is great! god is great! god is great!, then forces your head under the covers and Dutch ovens you.
You know it's not going well when he/she...eats the flake from your 99
You know it's not going well when he/she...Orders a salad and then starts eating your chips scold
You know it's not going well when he/she...Tells you they like you too and then start a textathon with friends
laugh
mollybaby
....when he doesn't offer you the flake from his 99
Get your own Molly tongue laugh
pat8lanips
...Tells you she's a vegan
mollybaby
I fecking well, Non

And my own chips too snooty
You know it's not going well when he/she...brings up sex before marriage laugh
Molly you can have some of my ketchup hug
TokyoRogue
..asks you if you think pilot wave theory holds any weight against Hugh Everett's many worlds proposition before eating the people at the next table, expanding to fill the restaurant, claiming earth as her own and you still have to pay the bill.
mollybaby
Non, I'll bring my own ketchup too

I wouldn't want to be beholden to you mumbling
mollybaby
You know it's not going well when he/she...brings up no sex before marriage cool
TokyoRogue
non's having problems with his non's and not's tonight.
TokyoRogue
..says "Your brother isn't as prudish."
pat8lanips
It never ends well when you're trying to have a decent bat but you keep thinking about Gerard Depardeau's nose.
TokyoRogue
Try thinking about where it might have been.
usha123
You know it's going well when you pinch his bum in the process to check if he's real.
rolling on the floor laughing

You know it's going well when you pinch your own boobs to see if they are still in your body.
doh grin

You know it's going well when you feel that the tectonic plates made a sudden move.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

The world will see an earthquake very soon.uh oh

Now don't take me seriously. I am just kidding as always. laugh
Stargazer111
tells you to abandon/leave your "foolish" dreams. blues
Cachuchi
No that I read lines minds OP but ....

You know it's not going well when he/she...is on CS and you can´t read him/her between lines heart wings
Kalpataru
.. and I are still separated even by the thinnest fog.
TokyoRogue


Can you still hear the screaming of the lambs Clarice?
Cachuchi
LOL!
"you call this easy sir?" said Clarice

Major Leagues Mr. Tokyo and I love stories with happy endings heart wings
You know it's not going well when he/she... finds Rudolph dead on the roof....reindeer


cool wine
Abby1963
Leaves you at the resturant .or closes the house door on you dunno
TokyoRogue
That feeling when you wake up the next day after being drunk the night before and read what you thought was comedy genius posted by you the the night before.
Kalpataru
You broke your own rule. scold laugh

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