lol
I'm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.
I can totally keep secrets. It's the people I tell them to that can't.
My wife is so negative. I remembered the car seat, the stroller, AND the diaper bag. Yet all she can talk about is how I forgot the baby.
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
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