Ever Been Beaten Up By A Woman?
Well, I have. I picked her up… No! She picked me up in a pub one night. We were playing pool. We were the usual six and four wives. I was newly divorced from my second wife and our gay friend never brings his other half when we get together at a public place.It was a Thursday in the middle of the month and the pub was empty when we walked in, except for this woman. The place had a U-shaped bar counter and she sat on the other side of it. An attractive woman and she kept on looking at me. Then she stood up, went to the toilet and while I was playing she came out at sat down on my bar stool where my jacket was hanging.
When I finished my turn I walked towards her to fetch my drink and my jacket but she stood up and sat down on the next bar stool. She was a good looking woman. Honey blond hair with a tinge of red in it, the most beautiful large blue eyes, a petite nose with a few small freckles across it, and a full mouth with very kissable lips. She was well proportioned and maybe an inch taller than I; introduced herself as Vlam which translates to Flame in English. That was when I made three mistakes in quick succession; I chatted her up, I bought her a drink and I agreed to take her home when we were done playing.
We finally left and when we were both in the car she told me it was too late for her to go home. I took her home with me. She stayed for three days, living in my track suits and feeding me with the biggest load of bullshit stories on earth. Among others she told me she was a truck driver. Yep, a truck driver! Methinks her husband was probably the truck driver.
On the Sunday morning she asked me to take her to the station. She had to go back to work; said she’d call me when she’s back again. She came back a few days later and again stayed a few. This routine was repeated four times and then the last time her visit coincided with a braai (BBQ) at my place. We were the usual crowd again. Bea was married at the time and she was also there with her husband.
At some stage Vlam cornered me and said that I pay too much attention to my friends’ wives and I told her that she’s not my steady girlfriend and if she wants to stake claims like that, she’d have to be available much more regularly. She looked at me with venom in her eyes and let fly with the fist, hitting me on the left eye. She immediately turned her back on me, bent down and covered her head with her arms.
I stood there flabbergasted. Shit, this is not happening. Did she really hit me? A woman! I felt something running down my face; when I touched it I realized it was blood. I was still too surprised to move and when she discovered that I’m not going to retaliate, she came up and hit me square on the other eye. More blood! This bìtch knew where to hit! She was getting ready to punch me again but by then my friends smothered and restrained her while I stood there bleeding like a pig.
The police came and took her away but released her the next day when I did not want to press charges. I was not going to stand in a full court telling everybody how a woman beat me up. She simply fell off the map and frankly, if I never have to see that woman again it will still be a millennium too soon.
I hope your Monday is not blue.
Comments (68)
Are you working from a mobile or a PC?
Jill of all trades and master of none
Molly
I regard some of you here as my friend and your opinion of me matters....
My friends still mock me about this all the time and the whole episode is quite funny now but I can assure you it was not funny at the time.
Don't you mean 'Madam' of none?
Yech what a Madam these days? Is it not some obscure trade?
I meant the others, you know what I mean
I prefer to let everybody see what the person has written
Good to know.
Yes im still under aprenticeship also.
Ill master it all some day.
Until then
That 'Madame' thing....
Molly
Oh those!!!
I rolled my eyes so far up that I could see even my brain!
I'm not sure if you can do it from the mobile site. I've never been on there but I heard people complaining that not all the features of the regular site are there. I don't even know if that is true.
There is no opposite side of the story. She assaulted me and that is it. If she had a mark on her I would have been arrested instead of her. The laws in this country favors women. Luckily there were 12 other people who saw what happened; five of them women. She was not even manhandled, just restrained.
Well, I don't think I can assist in that .I never saw her again. And I'm not going to go looking for her now. I'm not sure if she made a statement to the police but they were very eager to prosecute and upset with me for not pressing charges.. I just did not want that exposure. Bad for the career.
I'm going on.Over and out.
Bye to you too and have a great day.
What was that about?
I'm, not sure.She's trying to tell me something and I'm too dense to understand her. I did not have a good day. I seems like I misunderstood people all day. Maybe my biorhythm is out.
I just dropped in to check my mail. see ya tomorrow.
I Am Sorry! That this happened to you. In my opinion, some females take advantage of this. Hits on a man! But it's a problem when a men hits on a woman/ females? Nope. Neither should be hit on. Because their both people. I just feel that, it's just wrong for anyone to hit on another. Woman or man......
These things happen. This happened about fifteen years ago. I must take some blame too because I opened myself to this. I knew nothing about her yet I allowed her into my life without question. I did not even know in what suburb she lived.
I was just vulnerable at the time and had she arrived at any other time, None of this would have happened.
That is the type of comment that causes women to assault men.
You must come say that in South-Africa.
We'll give you reason to believe your own words.
I know you don't like that.
He had my blood boiling.
Let him be. that was just a normal Pat comment.
I would not have thought Norwegian Women to have tempers. Maybe still the Viking blood. Be grateful she went for a knife and not a double edged battleaxe
You are a material witness. You should refrain from public statements.