An Amusing Conversation
I received a PM from a 26 year old, obese Asian girl with a very cute face. She claimed to be a professor living in Cape Town. She has two photos in her profile. The other one is or a slender woman with blond hair. Both were taken at recognizable landmarks in Cape Town. Normally I would have deleted it but I decided to have fun with her/him.Her | Feb 3, 6:00 AM
Hi.your penise have power to erict...or.need bl** job.say truth
Myself | Feb 3, 6:15 AM
You are way too inexperienced for me, baby. I'll break your back.
Her | Feb 4, 5:25 AM
Hello u r annoy with me hmm
Myself | Feb 4, 5:36 AM
No, Sweetie, You're just too young for me. If my grandson was three years older I would have introduced him to you.
Her | Feb 4, 8:02 AM
Soory if yiu can break my back in such old age imagine he will not break my ribs in young age???
Myself | Feb 4, 8:11 AM
You are a naughty girl for the job that you are doing. I pity your students.
Her | Feb 4, 8:32 AM
I keep my stundents on butt and some on boobs??
Myself | Feb 4, 8:33 AM
Where do I enrol?
Her | Feb 4, 10:13 AM
Where u vish babe
Her | Feb 4, 10:22 AM
Babe why u dont like big girls. Big girls seem very sexy like me
(She read this in my profile)
Myself | Feb 4, 10:39 AM
They tire too quickly. Cannot keep the pace.
Her | 24 hrs ago
How quickly? I will manage for you as you wish
Myself | 24 hrs ago
I told you that I'll break your back. Now, jokes aside, I've been around for a long, long time and don't believe a single word in your profile. You're just too streetwise to be who you say you are. It was kind of fun talking to you, whoever you are.
Her | 20 hrs ago
U are a lover of whom? Realy i liked u thats why msg u. Otherwise too many people msg me but i am not intrested in any one. Sory for hurting u. Actually i am very crazy and funny
I did not reply yet. Her last message has me worried; am I playing the fool with a real person? Suddenly she sounds lonely and not like a scammer. But she started it off in the wrong way and her profile is not kosher.
May you have a whale of a day.
Comments (52)
No, she's Capricorn. they don't sit well with my star sign.
But it was fun heckling with her. My only concern here is that I don't want to play the fool if she was real; foul-mouthed or not.
Incidentally, the sequence of the words as she/he uses them corresponds very closely to Xhosa which is one of our 11 official languages.
It must work on some people; both male and female. I get too many of them for it not to work. People won't waste their time if it did not work sometimes.
To come back to this particular 'maiden'; I do detect some African humor in her conversation. I think she is also writing a bit tongue in the cheek. Perhaps the conversation did not go quite as she intended and then she played along. So we don't know who was fooling who.
Note that 'she' is interchangeable with 'he' for chances still are that it is a man at work here.
If I don't get clear, easy to read, messages, I lose interest straight away.
Call me lazy
As for the emails I receive, if they are well written and show a similar sense of humour, then they get a proper reply.
Some people like to write without thinking, others like to think before writing.
Thank you for posting this. I learnt some manners today. I should ask those questions first if I decide to reply to above 60.
She is funny.
That is not true.
You don't talk without thinking.
It is frustrating the way you change the subject to ponder over your next words.
Yeah, she, Leah, looked really hot in her pics!
Anyway, I, at least know Molly is real coz I've shared churros dipped in chocolate with her
Molly
And DeeDee
Have not met her in person yet, but to me she real alright
So attention everybody, we better forget about those blue pills: "a blow a day, keep any weakness away".
Live & Learn
"I will manage for you as you wish", sounds like heaven, she is a goddess of love, I bet she also bakes, and has a perfect life
Thank you hun.
You were one of the ones whose humour caught my attention...ur very witty...i appreciate that.
Plus ur welcoming and friendly.
Dont change
I don't think it is a wise question ton ask a man over sixty. some may act unpredictably.
Really? It must be subconsciously.
Yes, she did and poor Simmo was the only loser. He was in love with her... sorry in love with the pic. I don't think he loved the woman behind the pic.
Be back soon, I think the sausage is cooked. must eat quickly.
You said noting wrong.
I was wondering if you ate with that same mouth.
Brilliant!
You got me Cat, you are nice and clever.
Have a good day
You have a great day too. And be careful with your calories. You can have a body like her too... if you're not careful.
As you must have noticed, some folk on CS are masters with photo shopping.
Strange thing is that they believe that most on here are naive...
I got a email a while back from a woman said she was I think 58, and I said to myself finally one close to my age until I seen where she said when asked if she wanted kids and she replied not sure
Guilty as charged. Most of my pics are photoshopped
All of a sudden I have developed a taste for big women. And we have something in common. She's in tertiary education as I was. Maybe we should get together. But who knows, she may have some treasure in her homeland that we could get here with a small investment. After all what is money. We cannot take it with us.
On second thoughts, professors get a lousy pay. And her masters degree is bound to give me an inferiority complex. How can I compete with my meager qualifications.
don't be like that. This one is for real. She made such nice promises; she must be sincere.
You know, these young girls do wonder to the ego and as a by product the get my blood pressure right for two weeks.
Give him the tongue. I'd never refer to your female anatomy so boldly.
So you had a cupcake in your mouth; are you sure it was a cupcake? My thoughts also wander at times and then I speak about what comes up first in my
mouthmind ..GeronAs ive told u before..ur a loveable rogue.
Indeed. What would life be without a but of fun and laughter.
But I now fear for my blog. I wonder if she was deleted because of my blog.
I'm very attached to my blogs and I always experience such a sense of loss when one of them is deleted.